Happy Deathday princess ov harts

( Peej, Thu 31 Aug 2017, 8:25, 12 replies, latest was 7 years ago)

Can’t believe it’s been 20 years since that slag was smashed into the tunnel it still freaks my nut out to this day.

( $$ ✅, Thu 31 Aug 2017, 8:43, Reply)

It was the most painful morning of my life
My mother saw the headline and shouted upstairs to dad and me. I sat up so quickly whilst half asleep that I properly pulled my neck and shoulder, couldn't turn to the left or sleep properly for over a week and it was bloody agony. Dammit Diana.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Aug 2017, 9:33, Reply)

Dammit Diana
Wasn't that a Michael Jackson song?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Aug 2017, 11:37, Reply)

That Diana was dirty

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Aug 2017, 12:15, Reply)

I had her. She stunk.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 31 Aug 2017, 12:23, Reply)

Frankie Boyle summed it up best
"Do something that meant something to her - stage a gang-bang in a minefield"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 31 Aug 2017, 9:53, Reply)

More importantly, my cake day
It can be hard to distinguish which event has prompted a national outpouring of grief.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Aug 2017, 10:10, Reply)

all I want to do is maga

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Aug 2017, 10:49, Reply)

Than Fleetwood Mac

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Aug 2017, 11:37, Reply)

You're keeping us guessing

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Aug 2017, 23:20, Reply)

Its my dead dads birthday today

( Peej, Thu 31 Aug 2017, 11:35, Reply)

Congrats Peej's Dead Dad from all his chums at B3TA!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 31 Aug 2017, 12:09, Reply)