And now Tom Petty
And 50-odd other 'Merkins.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 2 Oct 2017, 22:14, 10 replies, latest was 7 years ago)

Shilpa Shetty vs Tom Petty

(dozers You big spazzer!, Mon 2 Oct 2017, 22:58, Reply)

Will Trump come down on
the side of banning automatic weapons or keeping them. He's a populist so who knows? I'm betting on keep them.

I don't know what he's going to do about Tom Petty.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 3 Oct 2017, 8:48, Reply)

More guns is the answer, if only the side of that hotel had been completely obliterated by return fire from the concert, then the gunman might have been taken out before he could kill so many,
and never mind all his neighbouring guests, a price worth paying for SAFETY
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 9:11, Reply)

No need for so many guns
One well aimed RPG in the window, no more shooting.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 10:13, Reply)

I think we should all
live separately from each other in heavily secured houses with panic rooms and gun turrets.
Now the internet exists there's no reason to be exposed to so called 'people' anyway. Ban people gathering together in significant numbers - let's say more than 2, and mass shootings will cease to be an issue.
To ensure the continuance of the species we can be automatically assigned a breeding partner or 'brood mare' and send them hermetically sealed fresh semen samples by drone for self application.
I might start doing that anyway, I don't have a drone or test tubes though so I'll have to use a catapult and a sippy cup.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 3 Oct 2017, 12:17, Reply)

Alright 'charlie brooker'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 12:29, Reply)

Blah blah Guardian blah
Tory self interest blah blah I'm unhealthy ha ha ha blah blah computer games.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 3 Oct 2017, 12:32, Reply)

You should post this on /board, it'd be FPed immediately.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 12:43, Reply)

'We don’t do what we do for the glory or the fame or the credit; we do it for the quiet satisfaction of making the world a better place.'

A fat Irishman
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 3 Oct 2017, 12:53, Reply)

Alright 'zager and evans'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 12:48, Reply)