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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Porking in the air

She had a lovely pair
I thought I'd try to touch her thigh
The thing I want to show is trapped behind my fly.

I hope she doesn't bite
She better hadn't fucking chew
I'll wave it in her face, then poke her in the flue.

My manhood is unfurled
My testicles sway in the breeze
Did she notice the pills
Put in her Krispy Kremes?

Now she gazes open mouth
Taken by surprise
My studio assistant can't believe her eyes

I shaved my pubic hair
To make my cock look big, no lie
This isn't going well
She's poked me in the eye

'Come on, please. Take a look, at my big Welsh Leek
Please arouse this mighty monster from its sleep'

Now I'm due in court
Because of frigid bitches moans
I can't control my dick, my name is Aled Jones.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 8:26, 1 reply, 2 years ago)

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