I got a text message
saying my Whats app subscription had expired and I had to pay 0.99p for a lifetime subscription by following a link.

Naturally I took advantage of this fantastic offer, which came at a crucial time as I am currently awaiting a payment from the Prince of Burundi who needs to move some money out of his country.

What's the shittest scam you've been exposed to m9s?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 26 Nov 2017, 16:36, 26 replies, latest was 6 years ago)

You made baby jesus cry and delete his thread

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 18:59, Reply)

Was that the one with all the
sexy sexy finance?

I didn't know Jesus was a banker.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:55, Reply)

Aw the sexy finance is gone? I knew I shouldn't have refreshed the page.

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 23:34, Reply)

Here
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2630464
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 23:49, Reply)

Cheers drimble

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 23:55, Reply)

Always happy to start up yet another SSF

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 0:18, Reply)

Amberl!!!!!!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:55, Reply)

Swipey! How have you been?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 21:15, Reply)

Fab thank you! We are moving oop north in a few weeks, eeek
How about you? X
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 15:01, Reply)

Nowhere near Leeds and York I hope.

(Tha D O Z, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 15:21, Reply)

No, because we can afford to live somewhere nice.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 17:36, Reply)

Enjoy living in Manchester!
(Tha D O Z, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 17:50, Reply)

Sorry where we are moving to has an average house price £300k higher than yours! Enjoy your tiled hall!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 17:52, Reply)

oop north? travesty!
Which bit? I'm all good, currently living in Ireland.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 18:01, Reply)

A b3ta icon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 21:59, Reply)

Alright Jeff
how goes the dog-fucking?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 23:05, Reply)

Hello.
All good thanks. How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:09, Reply)

Not bad, not bad
two weeks holiday but haven't booked anywhere to go yet.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:38, Reply)

Sun or snow?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 17:28, Reply)

I think no choice but snow
yourself, any holidays planned?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 18:00, Reply)

My parents got a letter from
a 'psychic white witch' once that warned they had terrible negative forces surrounding them and needed her help to cleanse them before something terrible happened. Pretty sure that was illegal.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 28 Nov 2017, 8:09, Reply)

Unfortunately....
There are some credulous mongoloid fuckwits about who keep these charlatans housed fed and watered by buying in to their parasitic lies.
I know some people (actually about 3 or 4) who regularly go to 'spirit readings' and have meetings at their houses where the 'Psychic mediums' tell them what they want to hear in sufficiently opaque ways and then stroll off with the cash.
They're all cunts.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:58, Reply)

Joining this place and being promised humour?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 9:04, Reply)

Loaksy!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:09, Reply)

Jeff!
Woof!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 18:45, Reply)