Danada
was a lad I knew at university, at the age of 21, still had his V plates, poor lad, dont think he ever actually kissed a girl tbh...

He was introduced to the magic of 'gaiaonline.com', (an avatar based community site which some people here may be familiar with), where he got talking to some Canadian chick.
Somehow he fell in love with her, and somehow became girlfriend/boyfriend-before meeting of course.
He bragged about her at uni, he even used to call her and chat to her on his homephone, (im suprised his rents weren't sceptical about a series of international calls to canada on there phonebill) baring in mind that the timezone is different to UK so he could only talk to her at certain times.

the big day came when he decided he was going for it, he was going to jump the puddle to see his girlfriend in Canada for 3 months, the whole duration of the summer break, he blew his entire student loan installment on a plane ticket and a suit (in a bid to impress her), and the remains to be exchanged into canadian dollars.

he got there, and after a week or so he made contact with us only to tell us that its not going well...
(if you know 'she hates me' by puddle of mudd...well that pretty much sums up the situation), yea she decided she hated him, kicked him out her room, and the poor fella was stranded in canada until his flight home.

he returned to the UK as a wiser person and had to repeat his second year again due to not submitting any work for being away, he also didnt notify his parents where he was for the 3 months.

did he learn his lesson? I dont think so, the exact same thing happened the following year, except this new 'girlfriend' was from the US...

He got kicked outta uni due to poor attendance..
(Lord Chode, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:24, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gripping.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:31, Reply)

needs more gnomes

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:08, Reply)

For once
I'm with mike.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:34, Reply)

I enjoyed it lol
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:56, Reply)

this is what happens when you post

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:10, Reply)

Gilgamesh
that's uncanny, that is exactly what happened to me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:28, Reply)

WAHT DOES THIS POST HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
I'M CONFUSED AND MY CAPSLOCK IS STUCK
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 11:20, Reply)

its called...
off topic 4 a reason..
(Lord Chode, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:46, Reply)

Yeah.
It's not called 'Utterly Irrelevant Drivel' though is it?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:11, Reply)

*high-fives Dr No3L*

YEAH!

No Offence Mr Newton, it just seems a little random, that's all.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:12, Reply)

yea
well most stuff on this site is random, thats why its funny
(Lord Chode, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:33, Reply)

No.
'Random' stuff still needs an element of humour to help it be funny.

I just re-read your post to see if I missed the funny bit... nope!

Yes, I'm trolling a bit. But most of the stuff here in OT has some relevance, humour or insight in it. Your post has none.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:01, Reply)

Now don't be mean everyone
Yes it's random, but I've seen worse posts.

If it had been in context (er... I don't know what context) it would have been considered a valid contribution.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:46, Reply)

how to do
a Danada impression..

stick your tongue into your upper lip, and march on the spot to the song 'Feel it'
(Lord Chode, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:06, Reply)