"i know it's a cliche but..."
have any of you found that, despite things being terribly cliched they are quite true
/recently found what(and who) i was looking for just when i stopped looking :)


failing that, how are you today?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:02, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater..
..could get you locked up for life you know.
(lost, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:13, Reply)

During the snow last week
a robin perched on the handle of a garden fork around the back of my house, completely unaware it had become a living Christmas card cliche.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:30, Reply)

I've recently stopped looking for a girlfriend
Looking back at my life history, being desperate has got me nowhere, and caused a lot of stress. So increasingly I'm short with and dissmissive of eligeable women and if they pull any affectionate shit on me I refuse to allow my mind to go through the rigmarole of "ooh does this mean more" and I just disengage. If a girl texts me I wait 24 hours then send the minimum possible back and make it look like it might be sarcastic. I'm training myself to see stupidity in every woman I come across and learn to celebrate lonliness as it is a simple life without the stress everyone else's lovelives seem to come with. I am also making a valient attempt at drinking away my libido and growing my hair and beard so that my appearance approximates a paunchy "It's man" from Monty Python. I'm putting off getting a job for as long as possible (even thinking of claiming benefits) and find constant marijuana smoking helps deal with the general social isolation by adding a dose of paranoid justification for said isolation. The mantra "hell is other people" chugs through my brain constantly. When I read about b3ta bashes I fantasise about turning up but just sitting at the other side of the pub and never introducing myself - I find this enormously funny.

So far, this has singularly failed to get me laid. However right now I'm quite happy sitting here in la-la land.
(lost, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:43, Reply)

WOAH

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:52, Reply)

Which cliché is this?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:09, Reply)

@SenorBurtReynolds.
I think someone needs a hug.


*hugs*
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:54, Reply)

Have a good laugh at the fat whinging spastic up there (^).

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:07, Reply)

Just awesome
I'm waiting for the fat spastic up there to go on a killing spree
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:09, Reply)

I think we should all extend our sympathies to Senor Burt Reynolds.
He's been hanging on QOTW so long he's caught Asperger's off the regulars.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:10, Reply)

Senor Burt Reynolds: look it's perfectly simple:
1) Get an account on match.com.

2) Post a photo of you from five years earlier, lie about how much you like sunsets and poetry (in an attempt to distance yourself from all the I love fit birds, innit lads) and explain how "girls don't seem to go for your type"

3) Wait 3 months for a reply, or an answer from one of the 50 girls you've sent a message to

4) Finally get chatting to one, realise you have nothing in common except the stench of desperation and an eating disorder

5) Meet in a McDonalds, stare at the napkins for half an hour as you have nothing to say to each other, until she makes an excuse and climbs out of the toilet window, or "suddenly has to rush off to see her dying father"

6) Go home and masturbate
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:22, Reply)