Here's the Saturday thread...

( thealternativefact, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:10, 83 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Thought I'd set things off...
though I won't be on here much...off to meet my friend and spend some time fighting the crowds at the Natural History Museum. Hurrah!

I've a feeling it'll be quiet here today anyway...

Ooh Al, it's you! I'm fine! What are you up to?|
( thealternativefact, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:12, Reply)

good morning clenders, good morning al
I'm at work, and I will be until 5pm, then I'm going home and Beekers is coming round to play, woo!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:15, Reply)

Good morning everyone.
I've just been to the gym and had my porridge and now I have to clean the house.

But tomorrow I go shopping....Yay!


Oo! just remembered, I had a dream the other night where I was kidnapped by the Mighty Boosh. Surreal but fun.
( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:21, Reply)

Hurrah for Beekers! Hurrah for Tulip!
Actually, y'all know the friend I'm meeting today. Let's just say this: he's a maniac with a penchant for stabbing things that sits at a strangely comfortable juxtaposition with his sweet nature.

And I'm off now, so have a lovely day!

And an edited hurrah for Blousey and Al's pole :)
( thealternativefact, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:22, Reply)

you're not alone al,
stop doing that!
I assure you that the pink shorts will remain cool, calm and collected for as long as possible.

edit: and the house is still in the process of being sold, so it's all good. thank you! I do need to pester my solicitor though.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:24, Reply)

@Clendrix
Ooo! I wonder who that could be. *ponders*


@Al - having had little sleep due to insomnia and lots of jigging about due to doing lots of jigging about, I don't think I'm going to last the day without having a little nap at some point. The weather is going to be a bit shit for the rugby. Wrap up warm now.

Edit - btw, jigging about at the gym. Not the nice and sexeh jigging about : (
( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:25, Reply)

Wet legs do so count
Or so you told me, al...

edit: ooh, how is mrs al's job hunting going?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:27, Reply)

Nah! wet legs don't count.
Right I'm off to clean. *Zzzzzzzzz*
( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:28, Reply)

bye blousie
happy, erm, cleaning!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:29, Reply)

that's good news
in these troubled times of doom, gloom, woe, and misery.

I hope she finds something she wants to do though.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:34, Reply)

Don't apologise, al
I need something to liven up my day.

That'll do nicely, thanks.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:39, Reply)

Looks like I'm on my own now
How shall I pass the time?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:54, Reply)

Mornin'
Fear not, I'll pick up the baton of Tulip's time-passing.

Today I'll be helping out a friend with some DIY and going out for drinks afterwards.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:06, Reply)

What with the Arsenal Manu game today I think lunchtime drinking is a real possibility...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:23, Reply)

WOOOHOOO!
Morning all! Look, I'm on B3ta!

Not for long though, I am off to the game today! *excites*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:30, Reply)

Morning all
I'm discussing a potential camera purchase with my demons
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:36, Reply)

Mornin DW, DiT & E
@E: Don't forget to consult your angels too.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:38, Reply)

woo, not alone any more
how are we today spak, devil, ethel, dirty weeker?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:46, Reply)

Very well thanks!
Apprehensive about the game, though, think it's going to be an emotional rollercoaster!

Still, going with cool people, so it will be a fun day out!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:53, Reply)

*is girl*
which game's that then?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:54, Reply)

* is boy *
Don't know either. Please enlighten us.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:56, Reply)

Tch
It's the MIGHTY ARSENAL playing manchester united. I have tickets courtesy of someone very cool!

(guess who I'm supporting?)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:00, Reply)

Ah, that game.
Um... will you have pies at half time?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:01, Reply)

Maybe!
Anyway, I am boring you all with football nonsense, and now it's time to leave so...

*distributes hugs*

*disappears in a puff of smoke!*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:08, Reply)

bye devil!
have fun!

*smooshes*

looks like it's just me and thee, spakka...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:17, Reply)

Gah
The Demons have whooped the angels' arses again. I've bought it.

Expect uber pics from the next bashes I visit!

I'm all good otherwise. It might have been the retail therapy!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:21, Reply)

.
@tulip: But I won't be around much longer

* gives a quick snog anyway *

@ethelred: Can't wait to see your pics from the next bash (meaning: I can't wait for the next bash).
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:32, Reply)

oh well
*snogs back*

so the demons won, ethel?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:38, Reply)

And so, I shall be off
Might catch ya's after the pubs close. Bye.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:47, Reply)

Mr Nong
Thought I'd better post quick while I can still legitimitely say it's Mr Nong...
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:52, Reply)

Hello!
I've just got back from Oxford after having most of my hair lopped off! WOO! *haircut glees*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:05, Reply)

Pics!
Or it didn't happen! :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:06, Reply)

Badger! Fuzzy!
yay!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:09, Reply)

WOO happywarmlittlefuzzy hugs!!
*huggles*

new hair!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:12, Reply)

Badger, darling, I simply LOVE your new hair!
Awesomely gorgeous!

Are you going out on teh pull tonight then?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:15, Reply)

Ooh that looks fab
Uber sexeh!

Yay for happywarmlittlefuzzybadger hugs!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:16, Reply)

Thanks HLT :D
No I think I may be sad and stay in and watch the xfactor :p I'm quite poor so it was either get hair cut or go out tonight!

Thanks Fuzzy :D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:16, Reply)

ooh, I'm just loving the
happywarmlittlefuzzybadger hugs!

*squishes*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:17, Reply)

Mm I have
pork pies too! *proffers pork pies*

So anyone up to anything exciting later/tomorrow?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:21, Reply)

*bounces up and down*
Ooh, me! Me!

I'm so excited I can hardly type!

beekers is coming round for tea and cake!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:23, Reply)

We should have a
happywarmlittlefuzzybadger hugs club :D

I am going to see fireworks later at Lancaster Castle, yay! My sister in law's drum group will be playing and it will be awesome.

And tomorrow I am going to Bass Day, which has nothing to do with fish.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:23, Reply)

Oooh yeah
he was jumping around about that last weekend! Give him hugs from me! And he should be giving you hugs from me as well :p

*jumps around as well*

heheh fish *giggles*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:24, Reply)

yesyesyes!
can we have a badge please?
canwecanwecanwepleasepleaseplease?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:25, Reply)

We can yes.
OOH HLT did you hear about the b3ta beard off 2008? I think there is a judging seat reserved for you :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:25, Reply)

@ fuzzy
I didn't know you were in Lancy.

Say hello to my bro if you see him there!


edit: No, what is this beard thing of which you speak? tell me!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:26, Reply)

you haz mail
Damn you fuzzy after all the lolcatting you have made me start saying haz a lot!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:28, Reply)

fankoo for da mail!
*proudly updates profile*

I am happy to convey hugs to our mutual friend Mr Keloid. Place your orders ladies.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:32, Reply)

Haha!
I knoes, lolcatspeek is infeckshus.

HLT, I shall certainly say hello to your bro if I see him.

*wanders around saying hello to everyone on the offchance one of them is HLT's bro*

And, Beekers can haz a hug from me too. In fact, just give him a happywarmlittlefuzzybadger hug :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:38, Reply)

Sorry I was distracted
by something shiny and arranging to meet my mate for a pint later woo afternoon drinking FTW!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:52, Reply)

I've been distracted
by muffins and phonecalls also.

On which note, I have to go to the haberdashers before it closes.

*long lasting hugs*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:55, Reply)

I love the word
haberdashery *glees*

*hugs back* See you later!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:58, Reply)

*joins in the general huggage*
I shall be here until 5pm. Woe.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 13:04, Reply)

@Tulip
Give Beekers a hug from me please. A special Auntie hug from his Auntie Blouse.

I'm off for a curry with the family. Yay!
( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 15:54, Reply)

all right
I will!

*wonders if there will be any time left for drinking gin*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 16:31, Reply)

Three posts
in 4 1/ hours.

*cries* Where is everyone!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 16:32, Reply)

I'm here, it's all right, don't panic
*huggles*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 16:37, Reply)

WOO
hey HLT hows you? *huggles*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 16:52, Reply)

ppd
in the house! Hello x
(ppd, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:49, Reply)

I love
TGB's new hair...mega lush for a badger
(ppd, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:53, Reply)

You still at work?
*hugs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:55, Reply)

yep..
sad face!
(ppd, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 18:19, Reply)

Evening All
and how are we.

I'm drinking sherry!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 19:13, Reply)

hello?
*echo: hellooo?*

where's everyone gone?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 20:23, Reply)

Finally,
I've only been waiting an hour and a half!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 20:32, Reply)

that must have taken
a lot of sherry then.

How are you Mrs Bin?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 20:59, Reply)

I'm at the
Mother-In-Laws. We have just got her wireless up and running.
However she has had to go out so we are sat here drinking her drink, eating her biscuits, using her wireless and watching her sky tv!

And yourself?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 21:51, Reply)

seems fair enough to me
I'm at home, all alone - my missus has gone out somewhere with an old friend -watching the football. About to make me some food of some kind, don't know what though
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:14, Reply)

How the fucking fuck
did Daniel survive the xfactor again!?

rarafhghghghg
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:19, Reply)

What a crazy night
Twas muddy, rainy, loud, full of throngs of people, rain, mud, loud music and fireworks. And rain and mud.

And my car broke. And so we (three of us) travelled in a two seater van for half an hour each way. With extra rain and mud on the way back.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:24, Reply)

I've long had a theory about that
They keep one person who is blatantly worse than everyone else, and ensure that they don't face any public votes, so more people will tune in the next time to see if they disappear.

Could backfire granted, forcing people away - but people are suckers, and keep going back.


that or it's rigged. Who'd have thought it?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:25, Reply)

I haven't watched it tonight
And perhaps I won't.

Boo.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:28, Reply)

Aww poor Fuzzy
*huggles*

Are you calling me a sucker Flesh?
*is aware how that can be interpreted*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:28, Reply)

TGB
that depends on how you want it to be interpreted.

though I did mean people in general
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:38, Reply)

I dunno anymore!
I think I have oversmutted myself recently
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 22:41, Reply)

hmm
well, in that case, I can't give you a proper answer, so I'll say....maybe
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:00, Reply)

Oooooh
I won a tenner on the lottery *glees*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:05, Reply)

yay!
Drinks on TGB!!!

My lottery record is quite good - spent 4 quid, won 20.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:11, Reply)

I haven't
played in ages but I imagine I have spent more than I have won :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:14, Reply)

I pride myself..
..on never having bought a lottery ticket. Betting on the Mercury Music Prize every year is so much more fun - and profitable.
(lost, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 0:12, Reply)

A drive-by post
Because I am drunk and tired. Have you any idea how difficult it is to chat up a lass when her parents are in the same room? I got the kiss me look at least 4 times but could not do a damned thing about it! Bloody parents... Still could be worse, she could be a lesbian...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 9 Nov 2008, 0:31, Reply)

Bus home post!
I'm on my way home2 after a very good evening, how are all my other lovely b3tans?
(bill, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 1:06, Reply)

Anyone still around?
Went over to my friend's house and he was doing some DIY, so I helped him with some unscrewing. Afterwards, went out to watch a film.

On way back, I met someone who hadn't mastered the art of boarding a tube-train.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 1:19, Reply)

Woo and Yay
I'm not al together sober! But no one else is here!

Damn it I fancy a chat

Who is about tonight?

God damn it Badger, every picture of you I see, makes me wants to hug you more! Beautiful hair, I Love it
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 2:21, Reply)