as it's my birthday today
(shameless birthday pimping) i had yesterday off and spent the morning relaxing in a spa.

can i say that there is NOTHING more awkward than the tangle of strangers' legs in a foamy jacuzzi? you have no idea whom you've just kicked or inadvertently caressed, and whether the horribly hairy legs tickling yours are male or female... is anything else on the planet as awkward as this?

did i mention it's my birthday? no, no, it's not my 21st, although it's kind of you to think that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:34, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bappy Hirthday!
Happy 18th!

:D
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:44, Reply)

Happy Birthday !
I don't like being in a jacuzzi with a strange bloke. I don't trust them not to fart.
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:44, Reply)

Happy Birthday, rswipe
I seem to remember how old you said you were last year, so I know which birthday this is.

But I'm a nice sort of chap, so I won't mention it.

Personally, I quite like foamy jacuzzis though, as it provides the opportunity to rub my hairy legs on unsuspecting females.

What?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:46, Reply)

*checks facebook*
You're forty six?

Crikey. I'd never have guessed.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:47, Reply)

Jacuzzi?
Fuckin' dammit, I hate them more than anything.

I intensely hate public swimming pools. I don't want the filthy people-residue of the general, dirty population on me.

And a jacuzzi? That's even more concentrated.

*shudders*

Oh yeah, happy birthday :P
( Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:54, Reply)

Happy Birthday
*whips out hairy legs and sandals with socks on*

Yes, that's right..The sandals are wearing socks. Naughty sandals.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:58, Reply)

It's more awkward
When you turn off the bubbles and there's a bit of jizz floating around.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:25, Reply)

Happy Birthday!
I've never been in a jacuzzi with anyone other than myself, but it does sound awkward and rather unpleasant.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:16, Reply)

I'm too poor to afford a Jacuzzi
I once fell in a puddle and farted. Does that count?
(GONEism, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:42, Reply)

Happy thingy...
And why everytime I see your sig do I sit here pondering what part the lemons have in your fucking Bale (Spurs defender?)

I should go sleep...in a dark room...for a long time.

EDIT: I love jacuzzis :)


( snee held his breath since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:52, Reply)

Happy Birthday
Can't say, I've never been in a jacuzzi with a bunch of people.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:15, Reply)

Happy birthday
Hope it's a good un!
(missc, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:18, Reply)

Happy Birthday tooooo yooooooou
Have some internet cake *proffers*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:06, Reply)

Happy Birthday Rachelswipe
Glad you enjoyed the jacuzzi, I dare say pink Moet is chilling in the fridge?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:11, Reply)

happy
birthday!

yes, farting in a lift.

loudly
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:21, Reply)

Well I was going to
write a birthday message on facebook, but came here first, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY RACHEL, hope it's been a lovely one for you x
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:14, Reply)

thank you everyone
today is no longer my birthday and i am just old and grumpy!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:37, Reply)