My dad works in the thrilling upper echelons of logistics management
And consequently spends all day, every day in various meetings. He never does any actual work at all as he has a few hundred staff for that. What a job!

I've just realised I haven't actually done a single piece of work today. Not even a tiny little bit, yay!

Actually I opened Outlook this morning to find an email from a fuckwit asking me to make a Word document into a PDF. I opened the Word document and that's as far as I got. I stopped working at about 8.36.

Edit: and it's nearly lunchtime. And I'm finishing at 4 today. Bonus.

Dok - I use it far too much probably, although not in a homophobic manner - after all it did originally mean something else entirely so I feel confident giving it a third meaning.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:35, Reply)