Something terrible has just happened to me
I was in the changing rooms of the gym sorting my stuff out and this very old woman (70s-80s)was stood across from me as naked as the day she was born (which was a long time ago)

Anyway Im quite uncomfortable about seeing other women getting changed if they're in the nuddy so I was practically inside my locker trying to avoid looking at her.

And she started walking around with her hands on her hips, without a towel or anything, making attention-seeking remarks, 'blimey' 'pfft' 'ooooohhh' 'bloody hell' and so on.

Then she started stretching.

My eyes have been violated :(
(i should have joined myspace, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:58, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

blimey - she must have shot straight out of the restaurant
and into the gym


!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:02, Reply)

^
Was v confused, and then read your post below.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:06, Reply)

you're confused!
i thought i was still quite dashing. i have all my own teeth (and hair) and i still aint seen 40 candles blazing away (yet)

...and I've been at the bloody gym AND got a tan since i've been out here.

harrumph!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:17, Reply)

That's the best thing about being old.
You really don't give a rat's arse what people think.
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:46, Reply)

Hang on.
Very old lady? 70-80? IN THE GYM? Naked? WALKING AROUND?

Kudos old dudette, kudos indeed. I'd love to be outraging decency when I'm 50 never mind that age.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:47, Reply)