Guess who just went to work the last 2 days
with a gaping whole in the crotch of his trousers and only just noticed?

Here's a clue. It's me.
(GONEism, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:08, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How do you know
it's two days if you only just noticed?

Just curious, like.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:20, Reply)

Good point
But I haven't worn them in ages before Monday, and I usually notice holes and whatnot when I take them off (holes other than the two big ones I stick my legs in).

Thank fuck this was a wearing underwear week.
(GONEism, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:25, Reply)

I spent four years commando
and now I couldn't live without my boys nestled comfortably within their cotton basket.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:54, Reply)

You lie!
You knew all along and you were sending subconscious signals to all women out there that your available.


Men do it all the time. I've seen them trying to lure me in with their holy pants.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:00, Reply)

Was your fly open too?
If not, there is the silver lining ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:06, Reply)

If only women had holy pants
It would make this dating game so, so much easier!

*is a tough middle-aged bastard*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:06, Reply)

You don't change your trousers every day?

....


.....ew.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:17, Reply)