I'm bored, what do you have in your temp buffers?
Paste it in here.

I've got the terribly boring:

"I will have to ask if people need to use the whole cluster for producing MC data in the next 2 weeks but"

what does everyone else have?

Kudos if it's part of the bizarre star wars-themed furry bdsm fantasy you're working on during your lunchbreaks.
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:38, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

well that's unusual
I have nothing...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:39, Reply)

I buffed a temp once.
I'm lying, she hated me with a passion.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:47, Reply)

I used
to work occasionally as a device to stop trains in stations.

I temped as a buffer.

badum

and of course

tish.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:48, Reply)

I measure heat levels
from electric floor polishers for a living.

I temp. buffers.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:50, Reply)

I used to work in a shop
Where we sold shamois cloths for next to nothing.

They were 10p buffers.

Christ this is shit, I'm stopping now.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:54, Reply)

I check
stock levels for comic and sci-fi geek products. We give each product a letter and then refer to which program it's off.

The other day I had an order which failed to contain the 16th product that we stock for a popular creation by Joss Whedon before he made Firefly. The picking list read:

Missing: Item P. Buffy
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:55, Reply)

What are those things that stop the river in london
from over-flowing it's banks?

Thamesp buffers?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:57, Reply)

the usual clown was ill
so i temped as buffo.
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:02, Reply)

Whenever I'm hard up
I always wonder what it would be like to work in the porn industry for a short while.

Yes, I'm tempted to be a fluffer.



That's crap
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:08, Reply)

I believe
it's Empress Bob's realm though...I seem to remember her posting on the subject at some point.

And of course the naked hula-hooping is all covered by CHCB, as is the naked wrestling by BGB.

We're a multi-tasking lot on here.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:13, Reply)

sexy
proc freq data=ana.ecogext;
table cycle*ecogcat*ecogsc;
run;
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:20, Reply)

oh
no-one else has actually answered the question. Sorry
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:21, Reply)

@ Binary Solo
I thought that was a clever bit of something.

Did it actually talk about egotism and anal?
Or is that just me?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:27, Reply)

If only
It's far more geeky than that.

FUCK I'M BORED. Bored and tired and horny. I might go for a girlywank and a snooze in the toilets.
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:39, Reply)

Fuck it - Binary Solo wins
If only because she's on-topic and obviously as bored as I am.

*queries*

The fluffer/buffer answers forced in with a crowbar were also gladly received.
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:52, Reply)

that is all
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7737447.stm
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:22, Reply)

Dear Mr I Have Run Out Of Coke,
In the words of the benevolent Dr Cox, "Great big 'Who cares?'"
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:26, Reply)