Evening!


Come join us by the fire we have alcohol and boob hugs!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:38, 159 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd like alcohol and hugs, please
I'm feeling very sad today :(
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:39, Reply)

hmm
boobs or alcohol, tough choice!


beer boobs!! whoohoo!!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:39, Reply)

Aww WBM
*hugs and alcohol and snuggles for you*

What's up?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:40, Reply)

booze on boobs
?
(ppd, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:41, Reply)

It was a year ago
today that I said goodbye to my mum at the airport....didn't know it would be the last time.
Also, it's Thanksgiving, and I'm spending the day alone as everyone assumes I'm doing something else.

I'll share my 16lb turkey with you lot, though.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:42, Reply)

Aww Sorry WBM
We will have thanksgiving with you!

*puts on hat* What we having!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:43, Reply)

Well, the turkey
and homemade stuffing, and giblet gravy, and green bean casserole and roasted potatoes. And cherry pie for dessert.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:44, Reply)

ooooooh yummy!
Is there anything I ca do?
*starts pouring drinks*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:45, Reply)

Perhaps entertain my guests
while I go to the annual turkey fry get together?
That's where we all stand around our friends 4 deep fryers drinking beer and literally deep frying turkey.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:46, Reply)

Evening
I was teaching today in the school where I am working after Christmas. Hurrah.
They had cake. Hurrah.

I also got my payslip.
I don't get paid as much for being a supply teacher as I thought I did. £45 a day less than I thought I did. Boo

How are you all?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:51, Reply)

Mrs L,
would you like to join my Thanksgiving party?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:52, Reply)

Sounds good,
Ancrenne.

And on that note, I'm off to take the turkey to be fried. See y'all in a couple of hours while I have a break before making the rest of the meal.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:54, Reply)

Oh Work?
Thank you for the kind offer. I would love to join you.
What is on the menu?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:58, Reply)

Oh shit no Ancrenne
It's still £105 a day. But it means that I didn't get paid as much as I was expecting. Still plenty enough to get by on.
And as I have a full time job come January I'll be on proper money by then.

Virtual turkey sounds good.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:02, Reply)

Depends on your idea of decent
Russell Brand Ponderland.
8 out of 10 Cats.
Nevermind the Buzzcocks.

And something called Apparitions which has a listing as follows:

Synopsis:

Though under increasing pressure from the Catholic Church to stop performing exorcisms, Jacob pays a visit to a prisoner who displays signs of possession.

The case takes a strange turn, however, when Jacob realises that his subject may have been possessed by the Patron saint of Rape victims.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:12, Reply)

Proper version of LadyKillers FTW
That Catholic nonsense is on BBC one you know. What where they thinking?

I'd go for Ladykillers.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:18, Reply)

*stumbles in*
evening all.

how are we? I'm covered in paint and a bandage.

*hugs workboresme*

*hugs everyone else*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:45, Reply)

I just found out
That my band practice is cancelled.
*frowns*

So, I'm here for the night...
( Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:53, Reply)

Hey folks
I'm here and feeling a little edgy. I think I'm going to try and sort out what I want to get done over the weekend then listen to pipe music and do some maths.
( Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 19:00, Reply)

Ning!
I'm home alone this evening as two thirds of the family are off to see the Mighty Boosh tonight.

I was meant to be going, but in a whirl of altruism gave my ticket to Sweary Junior after he'd had some shit at school from a bunch of cuntsock teachers who wouldn't listen to him after he'd been smacked in the nose with a hardback book.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 19:18, Reply)

Hey DG
That was lovely of you!

I just settled down for a night of photoshop work for people, but photoshop appears to be broken :|

I think it auto-updated, and then realised that my copy isn't... Er... *wavy hand-gesture*
Y'know.

I'll have to try and reinstall.
*sighs*
( Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 19:21, Reply)

I am the god of altruism
When we booked it we did ask if he wanted to go. He said no, but now maintains that it was because he was in a bad mood with the world (12 years old, y'know) and would have said no to anything.

We should have booked 3 tickets anyway as he loves teh Boosh... oh well.

And my better half got top story this week. Woo for the clickage, less woo for the actual circumstances that led to the clickage.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 19:23, Reply)

I saw that, yep
You're a wonderful man.
I mean that sincerely.

I didn't reply on the thread, but I gazzed her.


New QOTW might be good, I've got a story for sure.
Several, in fact.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 19:26, Reply)

You'll make me blush
she showed me that gaz, and all the others. Lovely people, you lot.

I probably have a story or three, but right now I'm going to go bring peace to our kitchen. There's been an outbreak of fighting amongst the plates and pans and cutlery, and they're a bit worse for wear.

Plus we don't actually have any bench space left...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 19:29, Reply)

I saw The Boosh live
a couple of years ago.
This was before they became really big.

I have to say that I was disappointed. All they did was a rehash on a couple of the radio shows.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 19:29, Reply)

Well, DG,
Have fun with the plates :p

I'm waiting for P/S to re-install.

If this doesn't work I'm gonna be angry and sad.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 19:32, Reply)

I haven't done them yet
and have just noticed that Oceans is on at 8...

Hmm.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 19:48, Reply)

Photoshop is broken
I'm not a happy young man.

I'm going to punch things for a bit.
I may be back later.
*frowns*
( Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 19:51, Reply)

Evening
*manhugs for WBM*

How are the rest of you lot tonight?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 19:54, Reply)

Hey dok
*twitches*

That's how I am tonight =[

I'm also ruminating about stuffs which is making me a sad captain.

If I'm glum and gloomy tomorrow would somebody please poke me, slap me, place shots of tequila in front of me, something like that. I'd feel so ashamed if I'm dull and unhappy tomorrow =[

:edit: How rude of me; I didn't ask how you are fair doktor! So, how are you?

*twitches*
( Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 19:59, Reply)

Evening folks
I've got the whole evening here, so will join the orgy of boobs, beer and turkeys.

@DG: How did Sweary Jr's nose-smacking incident come about?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:07, Reply)

Hey everyone
I'm done with boring paperwork for the night and there is a conspicuous absence of a cheque I was supposed to request to send off with said paperwork. Need to chase people for it tomorrow now. Fucksox.

How is everyone?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:09, Reply)

Captain
I'm good tonight.

Rest assured if you are gloomy tomorrow we will poke you, or just make you laugh a huge amount.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:09, Reply)

* Gives Cap'n V a V-poke in advance *
Evenin beckx. That's a bummer!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:15, Reply)

Yeah it is,
but I expect nothing less to be honest.

Off to watch some films
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:21, Reply)

Ow!
*rubs ribs*

I'm not sure how I could be grumpy in the company of so many b3tans but I thought best to have an insurance policy. Now I have one.

I'm going to try really, really hard to get up, tidy myself up, make a drink then sit down and do some calculus. I've been trying to since I got in over an hour ago and all I've managed is to sit here like a twitching buffoon.

*sigh*
( Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:22, Reply)

@beckx
There's an old Ninja saying:
Expect nothing, be prepared for anything...

Anyway, have fun with your fillums.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:23, Reply)

Spak
Some kid threw a book at him. The teacher heard the yell of pain, turned to see SJ with his nose in his hands in pain... and promptly threw him out of the class for disrupting the lesson.

Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:26, Reply)

Hmm...
I'm off to have some dinner now.
Posted a QOTW answer though.
Many more to follow!
www.b3ta.com/questions/cringe/post313899
( Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:26, Reply)

Helllllooooo all!
My lovely mother bought me a new car cover for Jubley (the Marina) so I have just finished tucking her in for the winter and now I have House and strongbow! Woohoooooooooooo!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:37, Reply)

Hey everyone
Relative noob here. Thought I'd pop in and say hi. So... Hi!
(TinyCat, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:39, Reply)

Hi Tinycat!
I was just posting my cringeworthy story on the QOTW. It's an awesome one this week I am a happy Badger :D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:43, Reply)

Hi Badgerkins and Hi TinyCat
@TGB: Yay for you!
I've not been keeping up wit the threads, so what's the latest on your job/accommodation situation?

@TinyCat: Welcome to the HSH threads. Your life will never be the same!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:51, Reply)

Hey Spakka *hugs*
Job - fair to poor :p Had some work for my friend, and OOH thanks for reminding me need to email my CV to another friend.

Accommodation, well I can afford to live here for at least another month :)

How's you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:53, Reply)

QOTW
Too. Many. Answers... Where to start? Surely many of our memories are the cringeworthy ones we try to forget but can't due to endless retelling!!

@Spakk - I get that feeling about these threads!
@TGB - good answer!
(TinyCat, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:02, Reply)

@TGB
Am still feeling overwhelmed by my new job and the after-effects of the big move, but things are settling down. Not only do I still spend too much time procrastinating, but I don't have as much time to procrastinate as I used to.

Am looking forward to tomorrow's bash.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:04, Reply)

I'm back
I'm kinda angry about photoshop still though.

I'll get a new copy on Monday, my friend has got a "spare".

But... I feel kinda naked without it.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:05, Reply)

*pokes Kaol with a spoon*
If you're naked I'm not touching you myself :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:08, Reply)

*sighs*
They always say that :(

So...

Er...
( Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:09, Reply)

Aww poor
Kaolykins :p

*dances about* I'm excited about tomorrow
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:12, Reply)

I'm actually
Kinda "meah" about tomorrow.
*shrugs*

Strange!
( Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:13, Reply)

Ok, turkey is done
and smells delicious. I have to clean out my fridge, then go to the store for the trimmings.

Back soon!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:14, Reply)

its because
im coming hurrah!

Expect lots of ammo on this weeks qotw after I put my foot in my mouth and offend everyone / thing when drunk.

ho hum
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:15, Reply)

Smells good!!
*drools*

Kaol you suck. Tomorrow will be awesome because I am there
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:16, Reply)

You'll be fine, Mr. 1/2
I can't do much worse than the last bash, need to avoid drinking with tramps and getting lost this time.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:16, Reply)

Wish I was going to teh bash
Kaol, you're only 'meh' about it cos you've been to so many!

But we did have our own mini bash with ancrenne t'other week and it was all of the win.

I'm in two minds tonight... since I'm home alone, do I hang out here, or go and indulge my geek gene with loads of dodgy 1970's science fiction..?

*ponders*

*pops off for ciggie*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:20, Reply)

meh
im looking forward to falling asleep on the train home or getting lost in the hotel afterwards.

If I start evaporating guinness please god stop buying me from buying anymore of the bloody stuff, when the thrist is up it can get messy, our record in Dublin acouple of years ago was 17 pints of the black stuff in one day.






ouch.
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:20, Reply)

I'll keep an eye on you
Haha!

Same goes for me, if I go mental on the Red Diesel.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:26, Reply)

prepares I.V. drip
fills with alcohol.

preps Kaols arm.

I have done loads of bashes on another forum so should be cool, hope there are no casinos nearby!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:28, Reply)

I assume the other forum
Was a gambling addiction help-group then...
( Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:29, Reply)

Everyone
should supply me with drinks and I'll get drunk and make a twat of myself so you don't have to
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:31, Reply)

I'm fully expecting
To make less of a twat of myself by getting drunk than I would by staying sober.

*twitches*

I might actually achieve what I'd hoped to this evening.

*glees*
( Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:34, Reply)

Kaol
nah, its a football one!

Grammar, when im 5 pints in I get liberal with my money so no worries!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:35, Reply)

I knew that Halfy :p
I'm gonna be drunk when I turn up, as I can't do the Tube sober.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:38, Reply)

Woohoo
I have no money! *dances about*

wooyay and a scooby doo doooo do
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:39, Reply)

is hypnotised by
grammars bits dancing.

buys unlimited alcohol.

plans Kaols messy demise, mwahahahahaha
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:44, Reply)

Halfy,
It'll have to be a LOT of unlimited alcohol, I seem to be broken at the moment.
As TGB will confirm, I had a crap-load at the weekend, and remained sober.
*sighs*
( Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:47, Reply)

ew not for you!
for the one with ladybits and no money!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:50, Reply)

Oh...
Damn...
( Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:51, Reply)

Cool!
I look forward to seeing it :D
( Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:54, Reply)

Woo
for ladybits! *jiggles*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:58, Reply)

Hmmm
I'm thinking of answering this weeks qotw by describing some of the stuff that went on during my recent manic episode. Although it's a bit tenuous as some of it makes me cringe whilst other stuff is just plain bizarre. It'll also lack a punch line.

What do you guys think?
( Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:00, Reply)

I dunno V
if you feel it will help you then go for it :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:01, Reply)

Wait 'til it slows down a bit
Today and tomorrow are mostly quick 'n' dirty stories.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:02, Reply)

Cap'n
You think I got this far in life by thinking?

post it, its carthatic, or thetic? dunno, whiskied

anyway, out of the way please, there is a lady up there jiggling her bits!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:02, Reply)

I will jiggle and dance for drinks
I have no morals and am borderline alcoholic :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:03, Reply)

I'm not sure it'd help particularly
I just started thinking about that (and something else which I'm so ashamed about, and cringe so much at the thought of, that I'm not sure I could share) and thought it might fit in with this weeks qotw. I'll have to think if I can write about it in a way such that me saying "The memory of this stuff makes me cringe" isn't the only link to the qotw.
( Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:05, Reply)

Well, give it a miss then,
for the time being, of you might end up feeling weird meeting people tomorrow night.
Maybe! I dunno really, up to you, obviously.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:06, Reply)

Giblets are cooking for the gravy,
the turkey smells and looks eatalicious, the potatoes are almost ready to go in the oven.

I'm now having a well earned beer.

Who's hungry?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:07, Reply)

I think you're right kaol
I'll think about it some more over the weekend and see what decision I come to then.

For once, with some help, sanity has prevailed.

*cheers*

Time for me to actually do some maths after 3 hours of failing to start.
( Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:09, Reply)

*puts up hand*
me me me!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:10, Reply)

Whoa! Did someone mention juggling ladybits
* quickly zooms back into thread *

@V: Go for it. As others have said, it will be cathartic.

EDIT: @workboresme: Me me me!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:12, Reply)

Spakka
I'm sure it will be but, for now at least, I'm going with kaol's advice and not going to post about it until after the bash. It'd be weird meeting people with the worry in my head that they'd read my story and were judging me because of it. I'm sure no b3tan would but it'd be a worry nonetheless.
( Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:14, Reply)

I'm with Kaol
And yeah wait V, we aren't judgemental but as you say you will be worrying and you are there to have an awesome time and meet me :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:15, Reply)

Capn
we have all posted shit about ourselves from time to time, and I think its safe to say we are a liberal lot who really don't judge.

methinks you are being a worry puss
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:16, Reply)

Cap'n V
Post it in a couple days.

Meanwhile, would you like to join my Thanksgiving feast? I'd love to have you.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:17, Reply)

Come to think of it
if this is just moments before your first bash, maybe you should wait. Is it worth having one less thing to talk about to help reduce the pre-bash nerves?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:18, Reply)

Halfy
You can decide whether I'm really being a worry puss or not when I post the two stories over the weekend!

:edit: Spakka - it'll be my second but to be honest I've only vague memories of the first as I started inhaling cider the moment I arrived. Kaol tells me he was playing with a sharp and pointy knife mere inches from my knee. I've no recollection of it at all. In fact I don't remember kaol having a knife at all. I repeat. I don't remember kaol having a knife!
( Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:18, Reply)

Capn
I will be too busy getting / being drunk and waffling to care!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:20, Reply)

I'll be
busy dancing for drinks :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:25, Reply)

umm
what kind of dancing?

*doubles the amount of money I was planning to bring with me*
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:27, Reply)

You can have a lapdance
Halfy *winks*

*plans on getting trashed*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:28, Reply)

I'm Back. And a Suicidal Maniac.
Points fer source.

I've mished you feckers during the whole Net-Nazi ting.

However, I have remained sober-ish by reading fifteenth century history, doing the washing up and downloading some Maria Callas for the Pitviper, so I am here for learned discourse and crude magenta cocks.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:28, Reply)

whoohoo!
packs reinforced trousers, and prepares a crisp fiver for slipping into undergarments!

edit. Join the army!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:29, Reply)

*makes note*
*wear undergarments*

Hey Osok. I don't have a cock but I can FLOMP a dildo on this table for you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:31, Reply)

Kaol ALWAYS has a knife
it's his trademark doncha know ,)

I remember meeting you V and thinking you were rather lovely.

I'll take some food WBM, been faffing about and can't be bothered to make proper food now.

Edit: Hi Osok
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:32, Reply)

@grammar or don't
im not fussed.

suspenders however would be equally easy to insert a note
ninjad in case becky starts giving me funny looks
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:32, Reply)

Points to Halfy
And worried looks at t'badger







(I mean, a lady uses her fingers, a servant or a lobster)
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:33, Reply)

I didn't understand much of that sentence
Halfy, so consider yourself the object of odd looks tomorrow :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:34, Reply)

ST
are awesome, except for the fact that every other album tends to be a dud
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:34, Reply)

I know
Thanks Becks - t'was good meeting you too. Hopefully at this bash we'll actually speak to each other =p

I was trying to demonstrate how drunk I was. The cold air outside sobered me up though.

*excites*
( Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:34, Reply)

haha
you missed the FLOMPing? Shame :p

Hey Becky! I will be better behaved tomorrow. Well until I get drunk....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:34, Reply)

Halfy
I used to have the ST logo stencilled across the back of my leather loveliness, plus I was at the London Astoria gig when they had MOD as support....that was a top night. 1990/1989? I feel old now.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:37, Reply)

bexley
good job too, im used to funny looks anyway.

I have forshame not got you a present, so don't be surprised to have a slightly battered looking muffin presented to you by a bleary eyed me at about 10.30pm tomorrow
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:37, Reply)

@osok
I still have an ST baseball top!

hahaha MOD rock! Im Billy Milano im a bold courageous man "he is, he is, yes yes he is!"
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:38, Reply)

Misbehaviour is a must
at bashes, did no-one tell you this?

No worries Halfy, I didn't get you anything either, as I'm rubbish, so we're even :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:38, Reply)

I appear
to have lost the plot. *sads*

And I need a smoke *dances her way outside*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:39, Reply)

hurrah
brings two muffins then, one each!

According to Cowl we are a fire risk in the candle department, but then he is just a little boy and has little understanding of these things :)
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:41, Reply)

That reminds me
I need my meds *gobbles tablets*

*goes back to maths*
( Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:41, Reply)

Halfy
I had the hat... lost in either a certain Edinburgh 'Venue' or at a pissed-up birthday in the local masonic lodge when I was attempting to sling the winkie up a fair young maiden who turned out to be the daughter of the Chief Constable....


Ouch.


Ouch.

Not the face you bastards....
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:43, Reply)

the hat
did it have the ST logo on front and the underside of the cap? I had one but ther back clippy bit fell apart

And I owned some Megadeth moshpants.


oh the shame.

by the way, sex with policegirls is funny!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:46, Reply)

Lost the plot Honey Badger
How so?

I'll be doing my usual and buying lots of people drinks, so get your orders in early, so that I can forget and have to ask you time and time again!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:47, Reply)

Considering our combined ages
it wouldn't surprise me.

I'm heading off to watch a film and get some sleep, long day tomorrow :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:48, Reply)

Mine will
be either Bulmers or Strongbow depending on what is on offer!

I've always lost the plot. *is in a strangely good mood*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:49, Reply)

Dok
You buying me a drink is one of the few clear memories I have of my first bash.
( Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:49, Reply)

dok.
one word.

Guinnessandlotsofitplease.

right. im off to get some sleep* see you all tomorrow, or not, depending!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:49, Reply)

Halfy
Dat's der bunny. Hat and a half.

Attempted sex with plod-chicks is not funny when you get a broken nose, a phobia about handcuffs, and 'dog-knotted'. 'Nuff said.

Offski. Love 'n' hugs, I see y'all are still firmly in the gutter and I respeck you for it.

Eds: Becks I missed your hello, I return a Huzzah.

TTFN
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:50, Reply)

TGB
Surely you must drink other, much better, ciders if they're available?

*thinks TGB may not have had a plot to start with*
( Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:51, Reply)

Nowt wrong
with Strongbow or Bulmers!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:52, Reply)

Hmmm
Strongbow is acceptable only when it's the only cider on draught.

I must admit I quite like Bulmers draught but I'm irked by always having to express that "no I don't want any bloody ice thank you very much". Not so keen on it bottled.
( Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:54, Reply)

mmm
I have ice. Everyone note that down?

Great
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:55, Reply)

Right good folks
I'm off to bed. See you on the moro.
( Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:05, Reply)

DINNER'S READY!!!!!!!!!
Come and get it!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:05, Reply)

Red wine FTW..
..only when it is chilled in my room aka portal to siberia. And only when I am celebrating getting my qotw answer very quickly into my profile because evidently I am awesome, even if I am odd. Bottoms up!
(lost, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:06, Reply)

Ice, Ice Badger
dumdumdumdumdidledumdum

But what are you doing with it?

I know captain, but I don't, I was kinda drunk.

So when you all turn up, pester me to get you booze OK!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:07, Reply)

Dok
I am going to pester everyone.

I am a pesterererererer

and a thread killer. woo me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:18, Reply)

*pesters the grammar badger*
like a crazed wasp who thinks she's made of jam..

now you know what pestering feels like! And just wait for my 1000-strong wasp mates. pester.. pester..
(lost, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:34, Reply)

Buzz off Lost
ahahahahahahaha I am so funny
*cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:35, Reply)

* Injects some life into this thread *
Oops! I accidentally injected jam instead.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:39, Reply)

You yellow and black badger..
..unnatural fiend.. get thee back to hades..

..your sort should only reveal itself on judgement day, and then to get cunted in the fuck by my afro's jesus.. to the tune of Lionel Richie's "Dancing on the ceiling".
(lost, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:40, Reply)

My sort
will be dealing out the cunting in the fuck.

My good mood is disintegrating fast and you really don't want to see a pissed off Badger :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:41, Reply)

hmmm..
..I was just trying to be friendly in a knock-about screwball way.

*goes back to tinfoil hat and distrusting everone*
(lost, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:42, Reply)

haha
come here Lost *snuggley hugs*

I am just being a cranky badger. Blame it on whatever you will. *sighs* It's been one of those days.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:44, Reply)

Hey all
Are we all well tonight?

I have no guitars in my flat left in standard tuning after doing strange things with them all. Love it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:50, Reply)

*sads*
I need hugs
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:51, Reply)

*hugses Badger*
Do you want to vent Badger?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:54, Reply)

I'd hug you badger
I've seen the photos and you look well fit.. nice curves and that.. and I admire your choice of car.

And PoD.. easy to retune them. Although it's a good thing to get used to new tunings as a general practise for understanding harmonics.. but then I already ranted at you for that sort of thing in your questionnaire.. and I'm not the world's greatest guitarist - I need practise before I can really comment

whatever - everyone go bananas. it's ok. it's saint rhubarb's day.
(lost, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:55, Reply)

I'm sure
some poor sucker will get the brunt of it tomorrow. Most likely Duckie or Lab!

*giggles* Thanks Lost :p
Wait..... are you stalking me?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:55, Reply)

yes..
..I truely believe you are the reincarnation of cleopatra. And I am Jesus. Together we will create holy union and the birth of a saviour. I'll hold a gun to your head and lock you in a basement if it gets us closer to god.
(lost, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 0:00, Reply)

Yay, I can't take the brunt of it
An advantage of not going to a bash - no Badgers ranting at me.

I could retune them all easily, but I like them all being strange. Also means that if anyone tries to play my electric, acoustic, or bass, they will have quite some troubles.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 0:00, Reply)

Ah well that's why
Lab has unlimited hugs, PoD, and you are carefully rationed.

Lost, which age bracket are you in?
18-23
24-30
31-35
35+
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 0:03, Reply)

That, and the fact
That I'm in Scotland and not Leam, yes? Or do you really hate me that much?

*waddles off crying*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 0:05, Reply)

*waves*
I'm going for a cigarette now.
Woo!
( Cawl, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 0:06, Reply)

Right. I'm off to bed now. G'night.
* but gives Badger a quick hug *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 0:07, Reply)

Night Spakka
See you tomorrow
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 0:08, Reply)

I am 30..
..and I am not actually stalking you. Just clicked on yourt profile once and noticed mention of a cool car.. and your pictures are sexy.. sexier than me I fear..

So with that I am off for a sandwich then bed. Fare ye well you question people, sleep tight, sleep warm and sleep good dreams so that the bug of uncoolness doesn't bite.. I love you all and I am very very drunk and loving you all all the more for that.. so have happy stuff in your perspective fellow beings.. GOOD NIGHT!!!!!
(lost, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 0:11, Reply)

Night Spakka
Anything much been going on tonight? I can't be bothered and going and catching up with the whole thread.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 0:11, Reply)

That's fine Lost
I am just done with people younger than me, they are all fucktards. (one guest past from this category is available. Sadly it has been taken)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 0:13, Reply)

Once again badger,
I feel insulted. Insulted many times. Are you just trying to make me cry tonight?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 0:18, Reply)

No
I have filled the crying quota for tonight.

Right I'm off to bed.
Night all
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 0:20, Reply)

Night Badger-face
I'm away too. Night anyone who's still here...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 0:25, Reply)

*smiles*
A day with no cigarettes is like a day with no night.

So much better for that.
Time to get my stuff together for London.
Night!
( Cawl, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 0:26, Reply)