Patented hangover cures
I think we touched upon this in HSH a few weeks back.

Today I feel rough as a badger's arse*

What are your hangover cures?

* not a grammar badger's arse - that's quite smooth. Apparently.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:07, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

alka seltzer
can't beat it

and lucozade, but not the original flavour because that mings
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:16, Reply)

A bottle of Irn Bru, or failing that, just start drinking again.
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:18, Reply)

Just stay pissed.
You never see an alchie with a hangover.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:49, Reply)

Definitely hair of the dog
And lots of fried grease, and a massive spliff.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:54, Reply)

Coffee
(A decent, simple cup of filter coffee, none of this latte or americano shit)

And whatever's left of the curry from the night before.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:59, Reply)

The best by far...
A Bacon & Avocado sandwich(Trust me on this one, it tastes great and the salt/Vitamin C combo sorts you right out...)

A glass of Orange Juice (Freshly squeezed & on ice where possible) - The Vitamin C thing again, also tastes yum whilst rehydrating you.

A glass of flat Coke (Icy, icy cold!) Same as above but with added sugars in to pick you back up.


If it's a REALLY bad one, couple of Ibuprofen to reduce the pain, on top of the above will round it off nicely.


REAPEAT PROCESS AS NECESSARY.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:06, Reply)

Waking up sporadically through the morning, drinking the bottles of cold water by the bed.

Getting up at 1pm for a full fucking fry up washed down with copious amounts of tea.

Collapsing back into bed to watch shitty Hollyoaks/Eastenders omnibuses while rubbing your belly and drinking fresh fruit juice.

Throw in a cheeky wank or 3 and you have yourself a winner...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:07, Reply)

TDW
I think I love you.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:58, Reply)

Bovril
that is all :)
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:16, Reply)

A can of cold baked beans with peanut butter, tinned sardines and tabasco mixed in.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:50, Reply)

With the mutual love between us Mr No3l...
Perhaps we should try it together as a team although being a straight fellow I'm not sure if bed-sharing and in-the-same-bed wanking would be acceptable....
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:52, Reply)

I went to the doctor with my baby cos she had the shits
the doctor prescribed her diralyte.

The Doctor informed me that a litre of if is a perfect hangover cure.

Pros -

Works

Cons -

Takes 5 sachets
Tastes like salty shit
( Peej, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:58, Reply)

TDW
Legend mate. I didn't realise I had left the webcam on and you can see into my room?!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:29, Reply)