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Good morning
Come in. Have some tea and toast.

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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 8:17, 326 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No one around?
*gets naked*

Ah. That's much more comfortable.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 8:29, Reply)

Mmmm toast.
Morning!

Knackered today :( but a couple of hundred quid better off... woo!

How's you?

Edit: Ooh... that's put me right off my marmalade!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 8:32, Reply)

*re-enrobes*
Morning, No3L. How come you're suddenly in the money then?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 8:36, Reply)

G'morning!
Went to see The Wildhearts last night, awesome gig as always!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 8:42, Reply)

Morning Lab :)
I did a fifteen hour day in a cab, in a cab-free town yesterday. Ca-ching!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 8:44, Reply)

Hi No3l
A fifteen hour day?! I'd be totally braindead after that!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 8:45, Reply)

Excellent No3L
I believe that is known as identifying a market, and exploiting same. I'd be a bit sore after sitting in a car for 15 hours though!

Morning, Lab.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 8:47, Reply)

Good Morning everyone!

I'm on the way to work running very late, somehow I managed to sleep through 3 seperate alarms all repeating every 5 minutes!

Other than that I'm good.
(bill, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 8:55, Reply)

I managed to stretch my legs occasionally.
Good day tho. I forgot how much fun taxi driving is.

Good for Christmas pressies too :)

Mr Nong bill
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 8:57, Reply)

Hello bill
Maybe you should go to bed earlier!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 8:57, Reply)

well, that was the original plan
I was in bed by 10 but ended up awake till 1 so that didn't really work out!
(bill, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:01, Reply)

Morning all!
It is a bright sunny morning yay!

I think I have finally severed the ties to Kermit.

I am feeling relief and misery in equal measure.

Hugs needed.
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:02, Reply)

*steps out of the deep dark corner*
Booooo!

Ha, I bet you weren't expecting that!

Morning everybody, how are you all this morning?

Hehe, I'm feeling silly!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:03, Reply)

Morning Dok
Will you give me a hug?
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:04, Reply)

Good morning
I'm feeling rebellious and had crumpets instead of toast today.

Just here to say a quick hi before I start my bikeride to work.

EDIT: Nobody else has given misspiggy a hug so steps in to hug

* hug *
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:06, Reply)

Awwww
don't be sad misspiggy, your b3tachums are here to help you through the festive time.

My SimCity game is going quite brilliantly, last night I watched four episodes of Doctor Who and had to upgrade my airport twice.

I also built an awesome highway network. I'm so cool.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:09, Reply)

Morning Miss
Of course I will.

*hug* *hug* *hug*

Better?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:09, Reply)

*hugs misspiggy*
Good/bad news there. Hope it works out for you.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:10, Reply)

Greetings Al
which version of SimCity are you playing?
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:11, Reply)

Morning all
My office is cold and noisy today. Not fun.

I ordered components to build a new PC last night. Much fun.
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Captain V, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:11, Reply)

Morning V
Have fun building your PC. I also plan to build my next PC myself.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:13, Reply)

Morning chaps and chappesses
How are we all today? I watched Danny Phantom this morning, made me late for work.

Oh well.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:13, Reply)

And so
it's time for me to set off to work.

Have fun in the thread boys and girls. I might see you his evening.

Byeeeeeeee.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:14, Reply)

Thanks
for the hugs guys.

I know it is for the best.

*sniff*
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:19, Reply)

Just remember
not to drink and dial. Or text. Or turn up on his doorstep wearing a flimsy negligée and carrying a bottle of baby oil.

You'll only regret it in the morning.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:22, Reply)

^this
*hugs misspiggy*
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Captain V, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:23, Reply)

Morning all
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7772620.stm

*sads*
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:24, Reply)

Aw I thought that was
a news article about MissPiggy then!

*sads*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:24, Reply)

Mornin' all
Al, did you make chilli?
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Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:25, Reply)

Oh Al you're a bad man!
But his advice is sound, just don't listen to his "Or turn up on his doorstep wearing a flimsy negligée and carrying a bottle of baby oil" that's just his wishfull thinking!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:25, Reply)

Noooo....
He did The Clangers too.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:26, Reply)

@ al
I tried to get my lodger to keep my phone in safe custody to stop me being tempted to backslide, but he wouldn't.

'flimsy neglige' this weather? Flannelette and goose grease!
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:27, Reply)

Morning all...
I'm stuck, in work, rather wishing I hadn't had the opportunity to reflect on things whilst I was off. Still, in better news my web design client has promised a percentage of all future revenues, which should prove to be quite lucrative! Should BK read this, he knows what I mean...
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:29, Reply)

Hi Miss P,
I'd offer hugs, but my hands are like ice this morning... So...
*offers wine*
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Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:29, Reply)

@Kaol
Yes I did make chilli. I was a little dissapointed, I got distracted by B3ta (and Def Leppard) and it caught on the bottom of the pan, only for a second, but it just tainted the taste a little. It was nice and spicy though.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:29, Reply)

Did you put tomatoes
and beans in this chilli?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:31, Reply)

Thanks Kaol
I'll keep it until after my rehearsal tonight, if that's ok?
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:31, Reply)

Good Morning all :D
How are we today?

I have a million emails to send about stock not coming in before Christmas *glums*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:34, Reply)

@jim
yes, yes I did. I also put sweetcorn in it.

@TGB - damn you, you stock not coming in before christmas crotch kicker.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:37, Reply)

What rehersal is that then misspiggy?
Are you in a pantomime?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:37, Reply)

I'm making a shopping list
of what I need from the Supermarket.
So far I've got biscuits (can't be arsed to make any) and pickle. I must need more stuff.
What should I put on my list?
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:37, Reply)

Rehearsal, eh?
I can't think of any kind of rehearsal that wouldn't be more fun drunk...

EDIT: Mrs Bin! Walnuts! And alcohol. And... Er... Celery. And Tomato juice. And vodka.
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Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:38, Reply)

@Mrs bin
Cheese.

Kiwi Fruit

Satsumas (it's christmas)

a tin of mixed pulses in chilli sauce

a blue block for your toilet cistern

other cheese

some tea towels
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:40, Reply)

Al, you silly man,
I think she's vegan :p
*takes cheese off list*

Also, shame your chilli got a bit burned, but sounds good all the same.
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Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:41, Reply)

Actually Al
You're not far off, Cheese and mixed beans in chilli sauce have been added to my list.

*edit* I'm a vegetableist but not a vegan.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:41, Reply)

@ Kaol
You have a point. We are rehearsing Christmas stuff and the only way to get through that is drunk.

Bah humbug!

I'll take the wine before, then.
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:41, Reply)

Hi Kaol, Badger, & PJM
*hugs*

Yeah he did the clangers, I loved the clangers!

*sads*

Yeah Miss, tell us of this rehersal!

Mrs Bin, you're bad for not making biscuits, and anyway other than bread milk and cheese, is there anything that should go on a shopping list! That's all I got last night!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:41, Reply)

@MrsBin
A small Native American child?
A yellow highlighter pen?
A blender?
A big fuck off bottle of wine?
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Captain V, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:42, Reply)

Mrs L
Beer. You forgot the beer.

Cask conditioned if you please *sups*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:42, Reply)

Mrs al
made mince pies and gingerbread biscuits at the weekend. We have three or four cake tins full of biscuits and pies now.

I like mince pies and gingerbread biscuits.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:43, Reply)

Oh, well, nearly!
You can't say I'm not considerate and semi-observant :p

Christmas stuff? As in songs?
I fuckin' hate Christmas songs.
This time of year my iPod gets more use than any other time.
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Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:44, Reply)

I second
Captain V's suggestion of a small native american child.

You can teach it about our culture and learn about it's culture in return. It will be very special.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:44, Reply)

OK PJM
I'll go here for cheese and beer. mmmmmm

www.suffolkcamra.co.uk/pubs/shop/7
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:45, Reply)

@Mrs L
Great effort!

*glees*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:46, Reply)

V
I'd buy wine, but it makes me a very bad man, so I don't drink it now, only beer! Which kind of does the same really!

In other news I acquired a new pet yesterday. It has fur, and snuffles at everything!

*glees*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:46, Reply)

Christmas shopping
Eugh, I have to stop procrastinating and actually buy some damn presents for people. Thankfully my family are forward-thinking enough to have Amazon wish lists!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:46, Reply)

And only a 5 minute walk from my house PJM
A real fluffeh Dok!
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:47, Reply)

Kaol
Alas it is Christmas songs and carols. I sooooo hate them.

Is it just me, or is Christmas just a chore to be got through with as little damage as possible.

I would like an extended duvet day from now until 27th please.

Edit - Dok - pictures!!!!!!!!
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:47, Reply)

Mrs Bin
Well modified fluffeh!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:48, Reply)

*hugs dok*
I should get back to work. *misses her b3ta time*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:48, Reply)

Dok
that's not a pet, Wookie has just passed out on your floor again.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:49, Reply)

Dok...
Is it a pig?
That'd be awesome!

I meant to say, I found a place in Epping that sells Axlotyls! For £12 :D
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Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:51, Reply)

Is it me?
??
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:52, Reply)

We miss you too Badger!
Nope al it's not Wookie.

I was letting him settle in last night so I'll try and get some pictures tonight. you lot will love 'im!

The perfect B3taPet!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:52, Reply)

Is it
a minge?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:53, Reply)

The perfect b3ta pet?
You've got a giant magenta cock as a pet?!
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Captain V, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:53, Reply)

Is it a chinchilla?
I dunno how you spell it...

But yeah, one o' them?
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:54, Reply)

Cat? Rabbit?
Aardvark?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:55, Reply)

Is it a velociraptor?
I want a velociraptor...

I would settle for a tiger though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:55, Reply)

A 'raptor?
They were feathery, not fluffy...
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Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:56, Reply)

Good Morning Everybody!
I've decided to re-name today 'Stupid Tuesday' as it seems that in the short space of time I've been at work, EVERY person who has spoken to me is a complete fuckwit.

*grumps*

*Hides behind the collective skirt of QOTW*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:56, Reply)

Bill Oddie?
He's furry.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:57, Reply)

OK I've left you all in suspence long enough!
No it's not
Wookie
A pig
Misspiggy
A minge
Chinchilla
Cat
Rabbit
Aardvark
A veloceraptor
A tiger
A Giant Magenta Cock
Or Bill Oddie!

It's a pygmy African Hedgehog! But I don't know what to call him.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:02, Reply)

^DO WANT^

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:03, Reply)

Excellent
Hmmm... Thinks of potential names...

Bernard
Colin
Curly
Dave
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:04, Reply)

Does it look like this?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:04, Reply)

Call him
Spike.

Awwwwwww!
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:04, Reply)

For some reason
I've got the idea of covering a crawling child in glue, then let 'em crawl around on the floor of an unswept hairdressers.
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Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:05, Reply)

Hedgehog name
Graham. I think Graham would suit him well.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:06, Reply)

I fear Al net skillz!
Yeah he does, just a little darker.

Nice one Miss, I'd not thought of that one!

*spang* And me a BTVS fan as well!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:07, Reply)

Call him
Big George.

Or Captain Stabulous.

Or Mr. Pointy.
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Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:08, Reply)

Ooooh Now I have too many names!
I like the small child, glue and hairdressers idea Kaol, I may just have to try it out some day!

EDIT Or I could call him Kaol, because he's stabby like you.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:09, Reply)

The only name possible for
a hedgehog is Marmaduke...

Do it!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:11, Reply)

You could call it
your mum.

That would be fun to shout down the street if he got out and you wanted to attract him back to you. And imagine the posters ou could put up if he were lost.

LOST!
YOUR MUM

Reward offered.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:13, Reply)

Awh!
Kaol would be an excellent name for him :D
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Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:14, Reply)

Dave the hedgehog
Now where've I dragged that up from?
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snee held his breath since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:15, Reply)

Bottom!

Is the answer to snee's question. I wasn't just shouting bottom.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:17, Reply)

Well,
I see the thread is stuffed to the brim with sexy fuckers today. Rock on.
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thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:23, Reply)

Clendrix!
Was that a rude word that slipped out just there!?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:24, Reply)

Bottom!
Yep, Dave Hedgehog is Eddie's mate - played by Michael Ryan aka Mike from The Young Ones.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:25, Reply)

Alleroo!
I'm allowed to say rude things if they are presented affectionately.
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thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:25, Reply)

God
You lot really know how to brighten a persons day at work, they all think I' mad now!

Dave Hedgehog! LOL

Just seen two t-shirts I want as well they say;
I'D TELL YOU TO GO TO HELL BUT I WORK THERE AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU EVERY DAY!
and
I WAS AN ATHEIST UNTIL I REALIZED I WAS GOD!

EDIT Hi Drixy *hugs*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:25, Reply)

Wooo, Clendrix!
*waves*

How're you doing today?
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Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:27, Reply)

Yay!
*hugs Dok*
*pinches Kaol's bum*

I'm doing OK today. I plan to get drunk at lunchtime.
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thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:30, Reply)

Drunk lunchtime = Win
Good work :D

*ignores bum-pinching*
*loves it really*

Dok, I wanna get some t shirts printed, t'would be awesome :D
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Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:31, Reply)

Drunk at lunchtime!
I wish I could, I've got to go and get cards.

Boo.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:31, Reply)

morning all
how are we today?

Tis wet, raining like hell, and I'm bored/hungry/sleepy/ill.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:32, Reply)

Hi Clendrix :)
Well, I'm minutes away from bidding on an electronic drum kit.

Yes, I'm planning on learning to play the drums.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:32, Reply)

Cards for what?
Christmas?

Fuck that - I'm not sending ANY this year. I've got better things to spend my money on. Don't do it, Dok!

Hello Labs!
*waves*
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:33, Reply)

100!
Woo!
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Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:40, Reply)

Kaol
T-shirt printing can't be that hard and plain t-shirts are fairly cheap!

But Drixy I've friends that I have to send them to, in nice places like America and Australia and Scotland!

Morning Flesh & Lab!

EDIT Which one Lab, I got one for my nephew last Saturday, I'm hoping to get it back for my birthday, he should be fed up with it by then, well he'll be fed up with it as soon as the PS3 is unwrapped!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:40, Reply)

Wow
My bad mood hasn't gone away.

I've already flamed someone on QOTW.

Stay away from me today or I'll stab you with the nearest stabby thing I can get my hands on.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:42, Reply)

I is bored
any suggestions for ways to kill the next 45 mins before I have to leave the office?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:44, Reply)

Yeah, I know Dok...
But I'm lazy :p

I want a t shirt that says "The End Is Nigh".
That'd be awesome.
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Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:44, Reply)

Dok
I'll losing bidding on a Roland TD-5, but i'm going to continue looking out for a Roland, Alesis or Yamaha!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:45, Reply)

Scarpe
*hugs*

Kaol I'll do one for you, when I get the stuff together, just saw another good one, two guys in a canoe, writing PADDLE FASTER I HEAR BANJOS.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:47, Reply)

Dok
Don't get me wrong. I've got some lovely friends in far-off places too. But I'm gonna put the money elsewhere this year and see what happens.
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thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:48, Reply)

I have one of these
excellent tshirts.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:48, Reply)

@scarpe
I saw your flame... Sometimes they're best just ignored and not risen to.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:49, Reply)

Who did you flame?
Was it justified?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:49, Reply)

@PJM
Yeah, I know. I should know better really.

Seriously irritable this morning.

@Dok. Thanks.

@ALL: Think I will go for a cigarette and step away from the keyboard before I turn into a complete twat.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:50, Reply)

Drixy
Cool, hope it's good then. I've got to send at least 2, because if I don't I'll not be at your's and Kaols Bash, I'll be dead!

EDIT Lab, nice, I got an Ion iED01 for my nephew.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:51, Reply)

@scarpe
Sorry if that sounded like a rebuke - it wasn't meant to!

Normally I just ignore the idiots. However someone has been sticking it back to a select few this week. I'd be lying if I said I wholly approved, but I'd also be lying if I said I didn't find the reciprocal flaming funny.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:53, Reply)

@Jim
Those are t-shirts of greatness. *bookmarks*
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Captain V, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:58, Reply)

@PJM
No, not taken that way at all. I agree with you 100%

@AL: To be fair, it wasn't really deserved, no. Just a pet peeve of mine combined with a general irritable mood over the last couple of days.

Feel better for the nicotine injection though. If only it wasn't so damn cold out there.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:00, Reply)

How would you go about doing that, Dok?
Is there somewhere you can get it done online, or what?

Because if there is, I'll get loads of different ones done :D

EDIT: Scarpe, hope you feel better soon *man-hugs*
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Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:01, Reply)

@Scarpe
You inject your nicotine? That's hardcore.

Yes, it's bollock cold outside. Brr.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:01, Reply)

I find the hit comes much quicker
I just keep my sleeves rolled down and no one is any the wiser.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:04, Reply)

Kaol
I'll look into getting a t-shirt printing kit, not the crap you can get in PC World *spit* and the like though, I'll experiment and find the best ones!

EDIT Scarpe you could inject it into your occular cavity (eye socket) it should be absorbed fairly quickly!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:05, Reply)

Interesting :D
Well, if you need someone with thousands of fonts and a flair for two-colour design work...
*grins*
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Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:07, Reply)

Dok
I would, but then I would have nowhere to ingest my vodka from.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:07, Reply)

Oh hell Kaol
I thought of you straight of the bat for that one!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:08, Reply)

@ Captain V
That's where I got my NY one from the last bash (along with many others)
(bill, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:09, Reply)

*grins*
Anyway, I hope you ladies and gentlemen appreciate the dangers of injecting nicotine...

The fatal dangers of it.
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Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:10, Reply)

@Bill
*tries really hard to remember the T-shirt*

*fails miserably*

Damn alcohol erasing my memories!
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Captain V, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:14, Reply)

What Kaol said^
Nicotine is so toxic that even touching the pure substance can allow a fatal dose to be transferred through the skin. (apparently)

There's not really very much of it in a cigarette!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:15, Reply)

Bottom!
Of course...I even had the image of thingy who plays him in my mind...
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snee held his breath since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:16, Reply)

Damn
and there was me genuinely thinking of going home and injecting pure nicotine tonight too.

spoilsports.

(If I'm not around tomorrow, you'll know I shouldn't have doubted you)
(

scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:18, Reply)

Kids.
Remember nicotine is bad for you and should only be taken in extremely small doses!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:21, Reply)

ningles all
I am full of stupid and grumpy today :(

That's two dwarves. Ow.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:26, Reply)

Morning HLT
Sorry to hear you're two dwarves today :(
(

Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:27, Reply)

Morning tulip...
and...um...dwarves
(

snee held his breath since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:27, Reply)

grumpylittletulip
We can be miserable grumpy bastards together today.
(

scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:27, Reply)

Morning Miss Tulip
So long as you're not bashful...
(

K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:27, Reply)

nope, just those two
*grumpies*

I want a hug. And some cake.

Please.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:29, Reply)

Seven Dwarves were in the bath
feeling happy.

Happy got out so they started feeling grumpy.
(

scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:31, Reply)

Tulip
Don't be grumpy!

*hugs*

I've this nice carrot cake BTW!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:33, Reply)

*Hugs HLT*
So what's the cause of your grumpiness today?
(

K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:34, Reply)

Did anyone else
just have an image of Tulip being spit roasted by two dwarves?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:34, Reply)

You lot can be dwarves,
but I'm Snow Fucking White. 100% FACT.

(Actually, Kaol can be the Wicked Witch. In a dress.)
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:35, Reply)

Cap
It was this one but in white:

(bill, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:35, Reply)

No Al
That was just you.

But now you've mentioned it...
(

K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:36, Reply)

A dress?
*sighs*

I don't really have the figure for a dress.
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:38, Reply)

sorry chaps
*noms cake gratefully*

*is pleased at hugs*

I'm just ticked off because I finished here late last night and I'm back in this morning. And mr tulip was asleep - again - when I got in, so I had to eat cold roast veggies on my own in a quiet flat which made me feel all maudlin and single. And I had a near miss on the way home last night. Stupid boy racers. So I was all worked up for ages and didn't sleep properly.

/rant.

*apologies for rant*

edit: thanks al...

*cries*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:38, Reply)

No Al
But now I do.
(

Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:38, Reply)

Al
I'll tell you again, You are a very bad man!

I'm not even going there with the dwarf jokes today!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:39, Reply)

Actually Al
I did too...
(

snee held his breath since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:39, Reply)

*looks at Kaol*
*grins*
You'll look just fine.
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:39, Reply)

Snee
You are a bad man as well!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:43, Reply)

Awwww
I'm really sorry tulip, I didn't mean to upset you.

*big hugs*

*with extra Leppard action*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:47, Reply)

you're all bad
except Dok.

you can stay.

edit@al - would that be a one-armed hug, then?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:47, Reply)

See you lot
I'm a good boy! Even Tulip says so, and she's never met me!

So Ya Boo Sucks to you!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:49, Reply)

I'm not bad
*frowns*
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:50, Reply)

It's true
Kaol is not a bad man. Let him stay!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:53, Reply)

I'm not bad
I'm a nice guy!

*pouts*
(

Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:53, Reply)

*unlurks*
morning all.

*relurks*
(

wanderlust, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:53, Reply)

I'm not even going to try and defend myself
It'd be futile.

*goes back to being naughty*
(

Captain V, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:53, Reply)

Lab! Lusty!
*waves*

Lab, I'm not a bad man now, I re-started Fallout. I'm not a nice person. It's odd...

Also, the ending was so, so rubbish.
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:54, Reply)

I think I might be bad.
*pretends to worry about this*
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:55, Reply)

Oh Noes
All teh nice people!

This is threatening to turn all Fluffeh on us, quick Al do something!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:56, Reply)

I know Clendrix is bad
really, really bad.

But I like her that way.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:56, Reply)

She's the very best at being bad
*grins*
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:57, Reply)

Hurrah!
I shall continue with my badness then.
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:58, Reply)

*sings*
We could've been anything that we wanted to be...
(

Captain V, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:58, Reply)

Kaol
I agree. Even if you don't 'Do It Yourself', you can't carry on :(

Hang in there with being good!
(

Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:58, Reply)

I witnessed the badness that was Fallout
in the hands of the King of Bad.

It looked very cool - I don't think I want to play that one, but I found myself entertaining the idea of trying something else.

Actually, what game should I start with? Something evil and violent but suitable for a novice such as moi?
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:03, Reply)

So
I can be bad then?

*plots*

Mwahahahahahahahahahaha
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:03, Reply)

@Clenders
Sim City!

You can be evil by taxing the poor more than the rich. And then send in a giant robot to shoot them.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:05, Reply)

I definitely want shooting. Lots of it.
And maiming. That's fun too.
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:06, Reply)

I have returned

see more pwn and owned pictures

Love this and wanted to share.
(

Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:06, Reply)

Hmmm...
Shooting and maiming...
F.E.A.R? Anyone agree?
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:08, Reply)

F.E.A.R.
Is a great game to start on, or Resistance.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:09, Reply)

F.E.A.R.
Shall I order it?
*gets excited*
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:10, Reply)

No need,
I've got it, and you're more than welcome to borrow it :D
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:11, Reply)

Oh YAY!
Thank you! I will investigate my computer's capabilities.
*pretends to know how to do this*
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:13, Reply)

Your computer'll be fine
It's quite an old game :)
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:16, Reply)

Well,
I look forward to even more time spent not getting things done, then.

B3ta. Killing productivity in the most enjoyable ways!
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:21, Reply)

Seeing as how
the tread has died, I'm off to work.

Later!
(

Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:27, Reply)

Well I never.
How rude!

I'm still here.
For half an hour.
Then I'm going to pick up a knife from the engravers :D
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:29, Reply)

Oh lordy!
Every time the overseer leaves the room I've been turning the radio down.
I've just come back from having a cigarette and she's turned it up. Again.
I can feel my eye twitching in time with Mariah Carey's all I want for christmas.

If you see the news later and I'm on there because I've stabbed everyone in my office in the face with a rusty pair of scissors, don't be surprised.
(

wanderlust, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:29, Reply)

All I want for Christmas
Is a meat cleaver and diplomatic immunity.

(And you, Lusty)
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:31, Reply)

@Lusty
Get some friendly electronics genius to build you a little jamming transmitter to interfere with the radio signal. It's illegal, but if you get a low power one and put it close to the radio it shouldn't cause too much bother to everyone else.
(

K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:34, Reply)

@kaol
I would say thanks, that's quite sweet. But I'm worried that the combination of a meat cleaver, diplomatic immunity and me is only going to end up with me being quite dead.
(

wanderlust, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:36, Reply)

'It's illegal, but...'
Is there any better way of beginning a sentence?
Methinks not...

I'm off to stuff my gob full of free food and wine.
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:36, Reply)

Hee hee
I watched Miracle on 34th Street on Sunday, and the guy who plays the head of the rival department store is none other than Mr "Diplomatic Immunity" himself Arjen Rudd from Lethal Weapon 2.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:36, Reply)

@clendrix
I have been known to start quite a number of sentences in that way.

Thankfully none of them so far have been jail sentences.
(

K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:37, Reply)

No!
My dear, you mis-understand me!
I think your overseer would look better about a head shorter... :D
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:38, Reply)

@kaol
Ohhh I'm with you now.

That sounds like a wonderful idea!
*grins*

I get to slice the drunk boss though. Deal?
(

wanderlust, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:43, Reply)

Deal!
As long as I get the meats.
Mmmm...

It's gonna be a great Christmas dinner this year :D
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:44, Reply)

Yay!
A warning though, the drunk might taste a little bit off.
He's full of shit for a start and you can smell the self importance when he walks in the room.
(

wanderlust, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:48, Reply)

It's ok,
I'll avoid the tongue, and make a delicious pate from his alco-flavoured liver :)
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:50, Reply)

Pea and Ham soup for the win!
*noms his lunch*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:51, Reply)

no, lentil soup ftw
*noms lunch in defiance of al nomming his lunch*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:53, Reply)

Save me his face if you can.
I'd quite like to make a mask out of it and wear it around the office on casual friday.
(

wanderlust, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:54, Reply)

I have
lentil soup for later in the week.

Lentil and Bacon.Mmmmmm
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:58, Reply)

Ok :D
I'll even treat it for you, so it won't go all funny and smelly :)
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:58, Reply)

*pelts al with lentils*
HA
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:58, Reply)

Oh kaol.
That's so romantic!

*grins*
(

wanderlust, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:01, Reply)

*smiles*
Well, I don't want you getting drippy meat-juice and maggots all over your lovely face :)

/charming young man

Anyway, I'm off to lunch now, yay!
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:08, Reply)

Bugger
I've spilt tomato soup down my front.

That is all.

Edit: But at least I got the 200th reply out of it. Every cloud and all that.
(

scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:08, Reply)

Oh MrsBin
Thanks for making me look at failblog. this made me laugh so loud I nearly got in trouble.

I've had to stop looking at it now =[
(

Captain V, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:11, Reply)

*lentils bounce harmlessly off althegeordies massive pea and ham gut*

HAHA!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:14, Reply)

@HLT
Stop wasting lentils! Anyway, throwing a lentil at high speed makes your pulse race.

Dons coat
(

K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:18, Reply)

*sees lentils bouncing off al*
*pelts with cheesy wotsits instead*

*pelts k2k6 with lemons*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:18, Reply)

ROOOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!

*grabs handfuls of cheesy wotsits and stuffs them into has gaping maw*

ROOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:23, Reply)

fuck!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

Al has mutated into the CheesyWotsitBeast!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:24, Reply)

*rampages*

*smashes*

*Roars*

*smashes more*

*Grabs Tulip*

*climbs tall building*

*looks at pink shorts*

*spoings*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:28, Reply)

WTF?
Where did these lemons come from?

And there's something like a scene from King Kong happening here, only the heroine appears to be wearing pink pants.

*squints*

Hmm, maybe they're not pants. Maybe it's just her pink bum.
(

K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:34, Reply)

*screams*
halp, halp!

actually. my bum is blue, I painted it when I became an honorararrary Scot ;p
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:36, Reply)

*climbs in biplane*
Unhand that young lady you CheesyWotsitBeast!

*shoots*

Now I tells ya!

*sees pink shorts*

*shoots more*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:36, Reply)

no, stop shooting!
I'll get all sticky!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:43, Reply)

Now then, Cheesy Wotsits
are just packing chips painted orange. And if you squirt water at them, they turn to mush. Hmmm.

*gets out 'firehose'*

*squirts 'water' at Al*

*watches Al turn to mush*

*rescues HLT*

*puts away 'firehose' to save embarrassment*
(

K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:43, Reply)

*lands biplane*
*sells CheesyWotsitBeasts gooey body for dog food*

*whisks Tulip away to a mysterious island*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:48, Reply)

Damn
I do all the work getting my ~~cock~~hose out to rescue HLT, then Dok Minge whisks her off somewhere.
(

K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:56, Reply)

K2
I do have the biplane, and I was shooting at the AlCheesyWotsitBeast.

Big risk there, I could have been overcome by the Cheesy Wotsits lack of flavour!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:59, Reply)

I'm very grateful to you, K2k6, for rescuing me
but as it's not monday, I'm going to go to Dok's island with him for a bit

huzah!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:00, Reply)

Oh bloody hell
I go for lunch, and it all goes to hell in a hand basket.
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:02, Reply)

Hmm
*concedes*

Never mind, I had my day with Tulip yesterday!

Edit@Kaol - what else do you expect?
(

K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:02, Reply)

I expect you
To keep things running smoothly, dammit!
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:05, Reply)

*unlurks*
Two more hours of damn work. I could do with a nap.

*settles down for some kip*
(

Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:08, Reply)

*laughs*
*flies off into the sunset*

It was a good effort there K2k6. You used the power of SCIENCE, I used the power of daring and stupidity!

Come Tulip, my mysterious island awates.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:09, Reply)

ooh!
how exciting!

although... why is it so mysterious?

It's not in the bermuda triangle is it?

*worries*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:11, Reply)

Don't worry
It's not in the Bermuda Triangle, it's just off Hawaii, in a fog bank, with dinosaurs!

But I live in the hollowed out volcano so we'll be safe.

And I do have a frikin giant laser in orbit to shoot any monsters that come close!

But I'm not Dr Evil, honestly!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:18, Reply)

dinosaurs!
and a laser!

hang on a minute.

you ARE Dr Evil, aren't you!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:20, Reply)

Mwahahahahahahahahaha
No I am HERR DOKTOR LEMMINGE!

But i would't mind 1 million dollars!

Bwahahahahahahaha
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:23, Reply)

Exactly.
You're not bald enough to be Dr. Evil.

I remember we had a James Bond-themed night at uni once, massive end of year party in the SU.

So, obviously every guy turns up in dinner jackets and slicked hair.

I turned up in my lab coat, with a silver-topped cane, and a crumpled shirt and tie, with two of my mates in sailor uniforms as my evil henchmen.

*grins*
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:27, Reply)

I don't have 1 million dollars :(
can I come anyway please?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:28, Reply)

Oddly enough Kaol...
I'm going to a James Bond party on Friday...
(

Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:28, Reply)

You can always
come tulip. You just have to let me point at you and go "Booyah!".
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:29, Reply)

Do it!
Come up with something like that, no point being like everyone else!
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:29, Reply)

I didn't
want to mention the hair, but hey I can always shave it off!

The hair on my head that is, nowhere else.

EDIT Tulip, you're in theplane now, you have no choice. *evilgrins*

EDIT 2 Kaol, I just know I'd be one of the henchmen if i was in on that type of thing.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:30, Reply)

yay!
what does this button do, Dok?

*presses*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:33, Reply)

That is the fire button
*shoots*

Now you've made a mess!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:34, Reply)

Today, DiT is brought to you by...
The Letter D
The Number 4376.95/2
SPAM

Noons!
(

Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:40, Reply)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRE!!!!! FIRE!!!!!! FIRE!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:40, Reply)

'noon DiT
How's you today?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:41, Reply)

heeheehee!
I did a shoots!

edit: ello Devil! *smooshes*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:41, Reply)

Hello DiT
Whatcha been up to? Anything exciting?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:42, Reply)

Exciting?
Hah, if I told you how exciting my life is, you would instantly fall in to a jealousy induced coma.

And I can't run that risk, man, I just can't!

*enjoys smooshiness*
(

Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:52, Reply)

He's a ....
Thread killler!

*dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum*

Thread Killer!

*Waaaah Waaaaah Wah*

Thread Killer!

*dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum*

And He Don't Care!

*solos*

Edit - Doh!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:53, Reply)

Is he?
*shrugs*

There should be an actual Thread Killer hat made, and given to someone at a bash.
Then passed on at the next bash to whoever killed the most threads.

Although, DG would end up wearing it FOREVER.
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:55, Reply)

Perhaps
Like this.
(

Captain V, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:56, Reply)

Pfffft! ^^^^^
Irony.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:05, Reply)

@captain V
Put it on then.
(

wanderlust, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:05, Reply)

I was just about to edit about the irony
*sighs*

*puts on hat*
(

Captain V, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:06, Reply)

If I could knit
I would knit one.

But I can't so I won't!

I do know knitters though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:09, Reply)

*points at captain V*
Look everyone! He's got the thread killer hat on!

*feels a bit mean*

*cuddles captain V*

*squishes boobies up against him*
(

wanderlust, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:09, Reply)

*sneaks in between the boobies*

Mmmmmmm
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:11, Reply)

*tempts al out with a pice of whale meat*
*looks around*

CHEESE IT!
(

Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:15, Reply)

*snaffles whale meat*

*feels the rhythym in his soul*

*starts to dance*

*gyrates*

*bogols*

*shimmies*

*spins on pole*

*strips*

*smears whale meat all over his rock hard abs*

*checks out the laydeeeeeez*

*likes what he sees*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:23, Reply)

*slips Al a £5 note*
*waits in the private room out back*
(

wanderlust, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:24, Reply)

*slips Al a queue-jumping £50*
*waits*
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:25, Reply)

*goes to private room*

*performs*

*give lusty £4.68 change*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:25, Reply)

How rude!
I shall not be spending my ill-gotten gains here again.

*storms off*
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:27, Reply)

Lusty
I think Al underchanged you there, shouldn't that have been £4.98 you got back?
(bill, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:30, Reply)

Shut Up Bill!
I was going to buy a sherbert dib dab with the extra money.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:31, Reply)

It's alright al.
You can go treat yourself darling.
*pats al's bottom*
*winks*
(

wanderlust, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:32, Reply)

Kaol, you can come into a room with me
and punch me in the stomach to help me get rid of some of the immense lunch I just had.

Staff Christmas lunch. Don't do it, kids.
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:32, Reply)

@ al
give me some sherbert, I'll dib your dab

*winks*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:33, Reply)

Mmmmmmmmm
Sherbert DibDab.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:33, Reply)

Hahaha!
I'm seriously considering becoming in illegal doctor.
I'd be awesome.
I've even got a labcoat!
And scalpels.
AND a basic medical knowledge.
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:37, Reply)

Thanks lusty!

*sherberts his dab dab*

There you go tulip.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:37, Reply)

lovely
*tucks in*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:38, Reply)

Kaol,
erm, I don't think I'll mind if you leave your scalpels behind.

Ooh, you can wear your labcoat though ;)
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:40, Reply)

My labcoat is awesome
It's got a couple of bloodstains, and a mysterious purple stain too.
I think that was from Red Diesel.
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:41, Reply)

Aaaargh
What's Al doing in my volcano lair!

*adjusts laser targetting systems*

*releases the flying monkeys*

Fly my lovelies, fly!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:41, Reply)

*points and laughs*
*passes thread-killer hat to Dok*
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:50, Reply)

*dons Threadkiller hat*
*cries*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:52, Reply)

*sniggers*
Well here's a thing - I just spent the last hour at lunch teaching my academic colleagues the difference between nerds, geeks, emos and goths. I'm exhausted.
I also made some of it up.
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:54, Reply)

oi Kaol
I saw your little comment up there, you cheeky whippersnapper you.
(

Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:55, Reply)

Drixy
How'd that go then?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:55, Reply)

Evening DG
How's you?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:55, Reply)

I think they're all bemused, Dok.
But then one of them accused another of being 'all emo' about something, so I think it may have worked.

Al, evening? What? It's not even 4pm.
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:57, Reply)

I saw some emo kid wandering around
In the corridor outside my office, looking lost.

I told him to come in, and he did.

I asked him what he was looking for, all the while doing my best not to laugh at him.

He reached into his pocket and got out a marker pen, and said, in a quiet voice "Can I have a new pen please?".

I got him one, and just as he turned to leave shouted "OI!"

He span around to look at me, terrified.

I said "You're not gonna sniff it, are you?"

"No." he replied.

Then he ran off.
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Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:58, Reply)

al - A bit meh
due to work. I'm trying to write some technical stuff but my brain just won't get past the "fuck off why should I have to do this" phase.

And my b3ta mojo has gone to the wall a bit. But I've used my new found powers of grumpy rationality to drop a line to the mods again.

I'll probably end up getting kicked off myself at this rate....
(

Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:59, Reply)

Look Clendrix
I don't need you to tell me what time of day it is. For us northern types, it's prefectly acceptable to be drunk at this time and therefore it must be evening.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:59, Reply)

^
YEAH!
(

Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:01, Reply)

You northern types - haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

Alright then.
*is chastised*

Kaol, nice one. I can just imagine you saying that.
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:01, Reply)

DG...
It's not cheeky if it's true :p
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:02, Reply)

I haven't borked a thread
since, ooooh, last Friday night when I ended up hurling insults at myself.
(

Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:04, Reply)

Nice one Kaol
As for you Clendrix, I'll chastise you if your not careful.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:04, Reply)

*isn't careful*
*runs away giggling*
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:07, Reply)

*chases*

*catches*

*presents thread killer hat*

Hee hee hee!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:15, Reply)

*parades in hat*
Well, fuck you lot if you're too busy doing boring work to arse around wasting your lives on here.
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:16, Reply)

Is that hat all your wearing there Clenders?

*schwings!*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:17, Reply)

Mods?
Again? Oh Lord, who's being a tosser now?

/not enjoying this weeks QOTW at all.

Oh, and *high fives*
(

Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:19, Reply)

It is, Al. It is.
And I love this hat. I got it from Odd Job.

*throws hat*
*slices some poor twat's head off*
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thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:20, Reply)

Hi Tightly
Just Amorous Badger and Rathen's posts from earlier this week (that's in terms of a QOTW week rather than a normal week).

I'm probably coming across as a whinging git on this, but as they say up here 'shy bairns get nowt'.
(

Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:23, Reply)

Ah, that.
No, I think you're entirely justified in invoking the mods. It might be the only way they learn.

I wonder what they're like in real life?
(

Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:26, Reply)

@ DG
I hope they don't kick you off!

And of course the week starts on Thursday. When else would it start?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:27, Reply)

Probably
very stupid people. Or very socially repressed people. Or possibly total fucknuts who regularly up people up the wrong way and get punch for it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:28, Reply)

Well, following last week's efforts
I have it on good authority that baldmonkey is a nice bloke.

Not seen anything to confirm that mind!

And piston broke seemed to be inferring that Rathen and Amorous Badger are decent sorts... again, I refer you to my point above.

Very few people are out and out cunts in my experience. So why act like one on a public website?

*clicks tongue*

*rolls eyes*

*exhales through gritted teeth*
(

Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:29, Reply)

He's a!
Thread killler!

*dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum*

Thread Killer!

*Waaaah Waaaaah Wah*

Thread Killer!

*dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum*

And He Don't Care!

*solos*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:35, Reply)

@DG: It's not an unusual occurance, sadly
On another site I go to, there's a guy who I have met a few times, been on stage and in class with and he is as nice as pie.

on the site, he's a grade a twat. I've just had to agree with him that I won't engage him online, but I'm still happy to work with him or drink with him post class and the like.

I have no idea why people have to be like that, but they are.
(

scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:36, Reply)

Thanks al
it's nice to know that I haven't lost my touch.

*sniffs*

*EDIT* scarpe, I know what you mean. Anonymity of the keyboard seems to give people a license to be a twat, when they're not in real life.

I, on the other hand, try to be as nice as I can on line, when in fact, in real life I'm the biggest cunt you could ever meet.

:p
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:37, Reply)

Awwwww
don't be sad DG

*hugs*

*proffers foaming pint of nut brown ale*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:38, Reply)

Hang on...six minutes?
That's not a dead thread...it's just resting.

Don't you listen to him, Grandad. He's been misbehaving all day.
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:38, Reply)

@Clen
And it took me three of those 6 to write my reply

But that's because I type with one finger.
(

scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:39, Reply)

Is that due
To burn-injuries, scarpe?

*coat*
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:42, Reply)

That's no finger

...
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:42, Reply)

I am never
living that down, am I?

At least unless I do something more stupid on 20th.
(

scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:43, Reply)

Like burn your finger.

or whatever.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:44, Reply)

*is confused*
Should I be?
(

Captain V, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:45, Reply)

Sorry...
I've not got anything else to take the piss out of you about, so think yourself lucky!
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:45, Reply)

You're not confused Captain
You're just a bit thick.

What!? Clendrix said I was naughty, so I thought I would prove her right.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:47, Reply)

Right then my fellow internet squirrels
I've achieved absolutely squat today, so as Billy Shakespeare probably once said, "I've had enough of this; verily, I'm fucking off home".
(

Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:48, Reply)

V
Kaol handed Scarpe a lethal weapon and Scarpe promptly used it on his palm. Much pain and hilarity followed.
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:48, Reply)

You're not far wrong Al
I do feel really thick ~~hard and throbbing~~ these days.
(

Captain V, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:49, Reply)

Back from work!
Damn I'm going to miss those children.
My new lot are a right bunch of cunts!
(

Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:50, Reply)

Thanks Clenders
I feel enlightened and on that note I'm buggering off home. Cheerio.
(

Captain V, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:51, Reply)

Actually
The pain was fairly insignificant with hindsight.

At least compared to the pain once I'd sobered up.
(

scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:53, Reply)

Really?
Because the hilarity was truly significant.

Sorry, Scarpe. Kaol was the one who made me laugh - blame him.
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:55, Reply)

How about
the pain to your finger?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:56, Reply)

For some it was.
for some.
(

scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:58, Reply)

Awh :(
Stop being mean to scarpe!
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:59, Reply)

*stops being mean to scarpe*
Yes boss! Right away Boss! Permission to chastise Clendrix Boss!?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:00, Reply)

Oh my god!
I've been morally reprimanded by Kaol.

*feels truly evil*
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:01, Reply)

Granted.
As long as she doesn't enjoy it too much.
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:01, Reply)

Clendrix, you're not allowed to enjoy this.
But if you do, just keep quiet.

*Chastises*

*Chastises hard*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:03, Reply)

*pretends not to enjoy*

*pretends very, very hard*
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:08, Reply)

Right
anyone doing anything interesting tonight?

I'm in tonight, but I'm off to see Supergrass tomorrow.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:11, Reply)

The students are having a party,
but my students are not pissheads with a propensity to glug wine from the bottle and act like twats, so that'll be boring.

So I might visit a fellow deviant lurking in the pub around the corner and annoy him instead.

All this instead of typing up the essay due in tomorrow.
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:14, Reply)

Tonight...
I'm going to teach my new gay friend how to use photoshop.
And get drunk.

EDIT: Do your damn essay!
(

Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:15, Reply)

Tonight
I am going to be very dull, as I have barely been home since Thursday and am going to run out of clean pants if I don't do some washing.
(

scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:16, Reply)

*cries*
Yes Kaol.
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:16, Reply)

I have started
a new evening thread instead of starting my essay typing.

But I'm gonna do it now. So you go over there and play and I'll do my work.
*sobs*
(

thealternativefact, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:39, Reply)

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