Hello intertubbies. JMG is on.
I haven't been over here much lately.
This has no doubt inspired a backlog of wobbling, moaning and complaining about a man, well above your station, who you'll never, ever meet.

Feel free to now take all this out on me, JMG. B3ta hero.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:59, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good afternoon JMG.
What's your addiction? How low have you sunk and how have you tried to beat it?
( Cawl, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 15:03, Reply)

I don't think I have any addictions.
Perhaps my love of football. But somebody will probably want to have a go at that.
I get a lot of abuse about football on /talk from Dr. Who fans with poor facial acne and thick rims.

Then when I insult Dr. Who, as it is shit, it all kicks off and I swear yellowheads pop during the resultant fury.
Naturally, I am well away from these people.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 15:07, Reply)

we've missed you over here
you are right about Dr Who as well

disappointed by the lack of 3rd person in your post though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 15:10, Reply)

I don't know how to do the fancy reply thing.
But fair enough, I think football's an ok answer.

So, if you're not a fan of Dr. Who, what do you think they could do to make it better?
There's going to be a new actor playing him, so is it something you've considered going in for?
( Cawl, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 15:14, Reply)

Well, less Dr. Who would be a start.
Or at least if they replaced everybody in the show with topless page 3 girls, or Baldmonkey.

As the former head of light entertainment at the BBC, I was responsible for keeping it off the air for so long, now I've gone on to better things they've brought the show back.
Terrible banter.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 15:17, Reply)

Oh right.
I only watched it a couple of times.
But then I had to sell my TV to pay for my crack-habit. I'm glad to hear that I didn't miss out on much though.

So, as Guardian Of The Internet, are you going to be online all of Christmas Day?
( Cawl, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 15:29, Reply)

Very sorry to hear that, Mr Geordie
How long will your auntie be visiting for this time?

Dr Oli prescribes a hot water bottle and a soppy movie.

But, as Kaol said, good to have you back on QOTW. Hopefully the gentle, soft conversation and fluffeh things here will ease your pain :-)

Edit: Sorry, Vipros said he missed you, though I'm sure Kaol has too. I know I have.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:00, Reply)