TMI? Perhaps..
...But I just want to share this. I have had the flu, and as a side-effect, have currently lost my sense of smell.

I just wanted to say what a total let down having a poo is when you cannot smell the results

That is all.
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 15:13, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well post it to someone
so that at least one nose gets to enjoy it.

Your MP?
Tesco?
The Resident Loon?
( thealternativefact, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 15:22, Reply)

I spent a few days over New Year in Yorkshire
and consequently sampled many, many pints of their excellent ales.

Even though my nose is really bunged up, I can still smell my poos (in fact they're the only thing I can smell), which means they must be REALLY hideous!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 15:24, Reply)

I agree with Clendrix
Send it to your MP.

Especially if they're either Tory or Labour.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 5 Jan 2009, 15:28, Reply)

I have confirmation
that my shit does indeed stink, as my girlfriend did inform me (whilst turning a fetching shade of green)...

I tell you, it was like having a ghost poo - no evidence to me, therefore did it really happen?
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 15:29, Reply)

I'd vote for the poo
Over any Labour or Tory candidate any day of the week.

Can you talk it into standing for office? The very least you could expect is an appointment as Trade & Industry Secretary.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 5 Jan 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Like
If a bear poos in the woods, but there's noone there to smell it, does it still honk?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Well your definitely a B3tan.
Aw don't send it to the Resident Loon. That's nasty : (
( girlinthehole, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Your bank
I'm sure they have a "Night Deposit" slot.

And they're almost certainly gits.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 22:26, Reply)