*giggles*
Just got back from the gym where next to me on the treadmill was a young girl, obviously her first time at the gym. All was going well until the treadmill started to speed up and within about 20 seconds she realised that wearing a push-up bra might have been a bad idea. Bless, she had a problem keeping them reigned in.

What's the funniest thing you've seen today?
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:35, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Dammit!
Why do these things never happen when I'm around?

The funniest thing this morning was my cat being unable to decide if she needed to roll on the floor and look cute more than she needed to go outside. She'd look toward the door, roll upside down, run a few feet toward the door, turn upside down, meow, then move closer to the door...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:39, Reply)

Driving earlier,
T'was pissing it down with rain.

Didn't notice the person at the side of the road.
Did notice the huge puddle.
I love driving through puddles...
( Cawl, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:42, Reply)

Come to think of it
this had me grinning a fair bit. I think I may need to get their CD, just on the strength of this video...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:51, Reply)

The first rule of women's fight club.
You don't mess up the hair.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 19:06, Reply)

your mum
obviously.

am in /talk training
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 19:10, Reply)

on talk we save time and just write ym

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:26, Reply)

im ill
so ive only seen daytime tv, so in short the image of a busty young lass bouncing around is the highlight of my day

Flu sucks
(Stringy, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 19:31, Reply)

A really fat chav on a scooter
and another, even fatter chav asking if he could ride on the back.
I ran away before I burst out laughing.
(Pretty strangers and promises, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:01, Reply)

I work in a funeral home
my mate dave reinacted the german faulty towers episode word for word with the corpses.

I've never laughed so hard in my life
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:51, Reply)

While at the hospital I saw 5 scantily clad ladies being chased around my benny hill.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Er...
Your Benny Hill? Is that slang for "cock"?
( Cawl, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 21:28, Reply)

Wayward titties
Sweet!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 22:01, Reply)

She has my sympathies
I've been there many times - not on the treadmill at a gym - I avoid the treadmill because I *will* fall off, but rather running around a track when in my teens and wearing a bra that I'd grown out of.

Not good.

Deeply embarrassing.

Especially as you attempt to stuff it all back in again while looking nonchalant.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 22:57, Reply)