Fuck!
My boyfriends daughters dog pissed on my side of the bed last night, the daughter had friends in all the spare bedrooms. I got to sleep on the couch.
Grrrr!!
Would have driven home, but had too much booze so now I just got home and can't get back to sleep.

Grump grump grump
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 14:46, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Piss in the dog's bed.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 14:56, Reply)

or just
continue to get pissed yourself.
( cackers, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 15:13, Reply)

I'm sober now, after a rough night's sleep
and I forgot to buy milk.
Today is going to be a grumpy day.

Grrr. Go Cardinals!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 15:15, Reply)

yes, Cardinals
too bad on the milk, would probably be nice to have.

but how can you watch the game without a beer?
*supposes this might be possible for others*
( cackers, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 15:31, Reply)

The game hasn't started yet.
I will start on the drinks approximately 1 hour from now (it's only 10 on this side of the country)
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 17:56, Reply)

hang on
your bloke was perfectly willing to sleep in a bed that a dog pissed in?
also, he wasn't willing to let you sleep in the un-pissed side?
some kids got preference on any other available bed?

i assume he's got a 10-inch tongue and can breathe through his ears
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 21:30, Reply)

suuuuuurrrrreeee...
...the 'dog' did it...
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:13, Reply)