Has anyone got
a nice, short, easy-to-remember link to a goatse?

I'm going to write it on a heart and put it in the British Heart Foundation window for Valentine's Day.

Edit: if you have the technical ability of creating a domain redirect to a goatse... that'd rock!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:52, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:57, Reply)

I love this idea
If only I had the technical ability to set this kind of prank up.

You have given me an idea for a much more large scale prank though...
( Captain V, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Bert
I thought of that. Not very offensive though is it?

V - do tell.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:07, Reply)

It is to
ME
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:11, Reply)

You could send them
to here or to here, which might be a little more effective. (Both are worksafe, they just result in earworms- and in the case of the first one, a headache.)

Maybe generate a tinyurl for them so it's blind going in?

Oh, and even more fun that I Love Horses: this. Click on each horse- it's pretty self-explanatory.

EDIT: found an even more b3ta bananaphone thing here.

EDIT 2: This is always a good mind-bender to spring on someone. Again, it's Flash- sorry about that.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Decided not to share it in the open
In case I try it one day...

Gaz heading your way.
( Captain V, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:16, Reply)

I thought of tinyurl
but I'm looking for something that'll be memorable so anyone seeing it in the window'll go 'oh, I'll check that out when I get home.' I'd rather it wasn't worksafe either :)

I'll check out the others tho.

Edit: checked them out - I can't do flash in my browser :(
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:22, Reply)

Ya'll are evil!

Which is why I like it here so much.
I may have to steal your idea...
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:38, Reply)

Haven't _got_ one
But checked out a few and sellyourheart.com is available.
Easy to remember? Check.
Eyecatching? Check.
Extreme shock value for the sort of person who'd randomly key that in? Check. Check. Checkcheckcheck.

You only need a single line of html header to redirect to goatse. Gaz me if you want. Or google for html redirect.

/edit Or wherever...Goatse might be a little harsh. Tubgirl, however - She's got a lot of heart.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:07, Reply)

@TRL
Here's another one, and here's another one.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:09, Reply)

I can do
URL redirects if you're still interested?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 0:06, Reply)

Actually
It would be simple for me to bang up a php script that would create a redirect to wherever you want.

Two boxes. One - to name the page and two where you want the script to redirect to.

Only downside I can see is nonces using it to redirect to kiddieporn
#

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 8:17, Reply)

I thought about it a bit
and if there's a free, easy and non-incriminating way to goatse someone, I'm all for it :)

Gaz me if your suggestions fit this criteria. Ta.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 8:24, Reply)