Pfffftbubbledribble!
Out of curiousity, has anyone ever really spat tea/coffee/coke over their keyboard/screen/desk while reading QOTW?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 8:23, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Nope
but I once snotted a booger 6 inches long. Sometimes I have to try very hard to hold in the giggles.

Not on Off Topic though, this place is poopoo.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 8:46, Reply)

Naaaaah
it's an affectation, innit?

I have been rendered speechless with mirth a few times though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:15, Reply)

Kind of
but only because I coughed just after taking a sip. Comes out like drizzle, soaks everything it touches and because I take so much sugar is a bastard to clean.
(charliesays, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Hi charliesays
You appear to be a lurker. Introduce yourself and tell us all about you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:20, Reply)

Eeek...
caught, attempts to hide back under rock.

Not too much to tell really, I found this site about 4 or 5 years ago on night shift and laughed so much I threw my first asthma attack in about 2 years. Been checking in ever since.

I live in Glasgow, work in an awful job that drains my life slowly day by day, but it pays well for what it is and allows me to do what I want out of it. Married, oh and due to a mahoosive abdominal scar and sudden weight gain I appear to have 2 belly buttons.
(charliesays, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:28, Reply)

But remember
You must lie and also pretend to have undiagnosed aspergers syndrome.

I've never spat tea or coffee on my keyboard but I don't drink tea or coffee so I'd have to go to a lot of effort to spit them out...
( Captain V, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:29, Reply)

Wow, Charlie.
You sound fascinating. As an overweight scotsman, I'd like to watch you wrestle Herr Doktor Lemminge in a vat of jelly.

ACTIVATE
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Oooh! Oooh! Sir! Sir!
I have spat tea and coffee on keyboards AND snotted on the screen!

It's probably my age.



*wanders off mumbling and farting*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:40, Reply)

No.
I prefer to MFOTFLAB MFOTFABL. Ninja-ed. I thought it looked weird.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:52, Reply)

chcb
You've put your L in the wrong place
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Not spat
but sneezed a mouthful of chewed up muesli all over the place.
I tried to cover my mouth but the force was such that it sprayed out to the sides.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 10:16, Reply)

not while reading the qotw, cos it's shit
but i once spat beer on my screen at a leningrad post on the main board
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Ooh!
*handbags*

I got spunk on my boss's laptop screen and keyboard once.

*cough*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 10:51, Reply)

I actually have
But only because iot made the coffee try to choke me to death.

I saw what you did up there Bert!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Just once
at the QOTW about wanking, the story involving an orange made me splurt teh coffees.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Bert knows
I always swallow.






I can't believe none of you had made that joke already
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:22, Reply)

oh, my
I have been shocked into awareness by this thread. A good thing, because my fecking alarm clock is not working. And I must return to work today. No time for cofffee, even.

Yes, I have lost control and spewed coffee and water. No one will be surprised, I'm sure. Am spastic. But at least I'm cute.

So there.
( cackers, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:22, Reply)

I only ever spit coke for some reason
and usually only at Berts efforts. Maybe that says something?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Bwhahahah
Becky, it's proof that you are indeed very wrong in the head.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:29, Reply)

laugh me!
I haven't kept accurate records of course but I would estimate I have spat coffee at the screen 5 times, over the keyboard 2 times and over my supervisor once (serves him right for getting too close.)
(bugboybeast, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Yes
Except coke cos its gross

I have cried real tears of laughter over some stuff.

And and snotted
( Peej, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:51, Reply)