I'm in agony
I had a massive cyst removed from my nads earlier.

The plus side? It's wasn't bollock cancer, and despite the pain I'm in, this should be the end of it.

I'll be celebrating this evening by having a bath with loads of salt in it before gingerly trying to make myself comfortable in bed.

I been told not to wank for a fortnight (they know I'm single) and I've been signed off work for a week - what am I suppose to do with the free time?

Anyone got a more fun packed weekend planned?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:14, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Stop whining about it on the internet
Grow a pair, keep them clean so that they don't get cysts, and then GTFO.

I'm working tomorrow, then going to see Bolt with the little 'un.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:17, Reply)

It's moving day for me
So lots of heaving heavy boxes around. For him.

Lots of pointing, dictating and stropping for me, yay!

Glad you're not cancerous! You could sleep with your arse on a beanbag, my friend had a hernia (I know it's not the same, but it's the right hemisphere) and said that was way comfier in bed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Why would not being single
have an effect on your wanking?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Oh, I'll be doing lots of drinking and wanking.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:25, Reply)

^^
WOOO!

Me too. I might even let the mrs join in.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:27, Reply)

So are you upset
that they're now half the size?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Anyone mentions the words fun-packed and weekend in the same sentance again.
Then I will not be pleased : (
( girlinthehole, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 18:24, Reply)