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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Having spent most of my teenage years
as a fat, long-haired metaller, unfortunately I missed out on the period when most al fresco shenanigans happen, by not getting any sex at all.
When I did start getting some both parties were fully equipped with their own houses and comfy beds in which to get it on.
I've also never managed to be in the position where, when the lust takes over, we've been without some kind of refuge.
Still unsure if I missed out or not....Have i?
( , Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:33, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No self-confidence and painfully shy as a youth, I missed out also.
( , Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Somehow it seems more primeval and satisfying, like you're a caveman or something. Atavistic is the word I think.
Even though I'm (allegedly) a grown up and have my own house and everything I still quite often piss in the garden, just because I prefer it. Plus it saves walking inside.
( , Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:37, Reply)

kitchen sinks are ouchy and cold and being watched by hundreds at a party isn't that much of a turn on.
Beds FTW
( , Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:37, Reply)

that makes it sound quite good. there's nothing like the feel of the wind on your junk when taking a piss outside....
BGB: I'd suggest we make up for missing out, but not sure Mrs V would be too happy about it. She got it all out of her system in her teenage years though :-/
( , Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:39, Reply)

I'm determined to do it outside before I get too old.
( , Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Nothing says "This is *my* fucking garden" like pissing in it at midnight on your way in from the pub.
Must be cat genes or something.
( , Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:42, Reply)

there's a certain frisson of danger but if you're a fairly nervy chap (as I am), there's a fine line between that and being so scared about being rumbled that you don't really enjoy it....
( , Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:48, Reply)

"First of May, first of May,
Outdoor fucking starts today!
So bring your favourite lady,
or at least your favourite lay"
Good old Jonathan Coulton.
( , Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:49, Reply)

so I think that would be the case
in my imagination though, there is a bright sun, a warm breeze, soft green grass and no one around.
is if that would ever happen....
( , Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Back when Friends was a sitcom rather than a soap the six characters were doing the "Weirdest place you've done it?" exchange.
Rachel won with "Edge of the bed."
I come close with Top Of The Stairs :(
( , Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:55, Reply)

as is armchair or sofa
on a fur rug in front of a fire is ok, but kind of gets too hot...
( , Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:12, Reply)

And here's the build-up.
But have no regrets about the past. Enjoy what you have.
( , Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:45, Reply)

that is an interesting question, but my mind is too busy to answer it right now as it is happily imagining what a Lust Refuge would look like, whether they would be provided by the government (look Darling, a new way to rape our salaries!), if you could get multi-user ones, and everything...
*imagines*
( , Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:23, Reply)
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