what things really do it for you
what features or habits get your motor running?

I'm not talking about huge norks or a great sense of humour.

I want to hear weird things that you can't explain, but get your knees trembling.

Me? I like a woman who smokes and has pigtails...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:34, 49 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I like a man
who knows how to please a woman. Physically and comically
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:40, Reply)

What you said
That's ace that is.

I had a gothy-ex who would wear jet black hair in pigtails and smoke a spliff while I poked her on the sofa :0)

I liked that
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:44, Reply)

for some reason
someone who kisses on the neck or shoulder rather then the cheek. Or when they cup their chin in their hand and look over at me.

Smell also has a big thing for me. I know I've mentioned it before but rollie tobacco + nightflight joop + mint = *serious* horns.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Becky: stop your foolish plan to quit smoking (I think that was you)
get some pigtails, and then we can talk ;-)


spikey: that sounds ideal
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:45, Reply)

This is odd
but supermarket uniforms.

Jesus, I need my head examining.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:47, Reply)

ahah so No3l
I shouldn't bring my old supermarket uniform to England then?

Oh! another one. people who dress brightly and don't care about what other people think!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Sorry, quitting plans are still going ahead this weekend
needs doing. And I'll never grow my hair long enough to have pigtails again. Bad and wrong.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:50, Reply)

*dresses brightly*
:)

/engage pandertron

EDIT: Pigtails FTW.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:51, Reply)

A girl who can
play FPS's. Well.

It can't be that hard to find.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Ooooh.
Smoking is nice, very nice. Plus a sort of scruffyness, and grunge clothing. That wins massively- ripped jeans, boots or trainers and the like. More so than the entire sexy underwear stuff. Does that make me strange?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Fredz
I'm going to change my clothes if we meet - you've just described my wardrobe.

Slip - I don't know you but good on ya mate :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:55, Reply)

becky: your loss ;-)
No3L: that is odd.

jim: not sure such a thing exists sadly
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:55, Reply)

I quite like
Gothy girls
Girls who wear nice undies
Girls in halterneck/backless tops
Fishnets.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:56, Reply)

What's FPS?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:57, Reply)

I want a girl
to have a Labia Majora mask stuck on her tits.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Lab
I'm with you on all of those

Becky: first person shooters
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:58, Reply)

hmmm
why are half my clothes being described here?? most of my jeans are ripped - I own a fair few backless shirts, and I prefer sneakers or boots over anything else.

And I have awesome red fishnets.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:59, Reply)

And
a bit of chub. Just a bit.
Red hair, or freckles, or both.
Intelligence.
A wicked sense of humour.
Singing.
Cuddles.
Etc
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:59, Reply)

FPS = First Person Shooter
Ahh Himjim, that's really sweet of you!

*is glad he said 'mask' not 'face'*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Old fashioned Sailor Jerry type Tattoos
And a well developed (but feminine) physique. Think a well-inked Gladys Portuguese. Arooga.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:59, Reply)

First Person Shooter, I think
And change your wardrobe? Heh, I'm realy not that scary!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Men in women's clothing and women who wear army boots.
.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Porky's right
Tattoos on girls can look hot.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:00, Reply)

I'm awesome at them
and I challenge you to a duel.

Men who know how to massage me just right, not too much pressure, not too pansy, but just right to really get me going.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Erm...
...I really like women with good eyebrows. Sherilyn Fenn being a great example. (Ask yer Dad)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Yeah, tattoos can be.
Just look at Amy Winehouse.
*cries*
( Cawl, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Hmm
Glasses
Gothness
Red hair
Being able to play a musical instrument
Science/tech/maths geeks
Dark sense of humour
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:04, Reply)

*bokes*
Amy Winehouse brings the beauty of all tattood ladies down.

Edit: Great list there Dick!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:04, Reply)

You're on.
A series.

Goldeneye - Perfect Dark - Halo 2 - Call of Duty 3 - Call of Duty 4 - Medal of Honour Airbourne - Call of Duty 5.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Amy Winehouse
Ruins the average level of hotness for all women, everywhere.
I hope she's proud.

EDIT: Good list, Dick.
( Cawl, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Haha, I'll so kick your ass on Goldeneye
I rule at capture the flag.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:05, Reply)

and I will
kick your arse on COD3/4/5 - I was awesome at those!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:06, Reply)

You got XBL
Vamp?

I will own you. Reguarly post 4/1 ratios on all games.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:18, Reply)

My money's on jim...
I know a gamer when I see one.
( Cawl, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:20, Reply)

I know a sexy
prostitute murdering maniac when I see one too ;)
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Is it the prostitute
or the maniac that's sexy?
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Unlike what most people think when they see me
but I go all gooey in the presence of goth girls, phoar!

Other than that, I like girls who wear things that only show a little off, gets my mind racing!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Dick
A little from column A, a little from column B.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Lab,
You owe me a coffee.
*shakes fist*
( Cawl, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:41, Reply)

That's a point
A woman who knows her Simpsons quotes will do it for me too.
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:42, Reply)

*grins at Kaol*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:43, Reply)

*nods at Lab*
I've got it back now, from V.
And I love it.
( Cawl, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:54, Reply)

A woman with a clit bigger than my willy


Realistically though tight trousers round the arse makes me squirt milk everywhere.

It's such a wild coincidence that everytime I see this I'm carrying a 2 pint carton of milk.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:01, Reply)

A few things do it for me.
A woman in a men's tank top, with nothing under it- sideboob is HAWT.

I agree on the pigtails part.

Glasses can be very sexy.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:56, Reply)

What is it with Goth girls?
They wear too much make-up and don't look clean.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:30, Reply)

I know a trick
that will really get your knees trembling.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:00, Reply)

Women who
stick their tongues out at me.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:01, Reply)

*sticks out tongue at mistaspakkaman*
I don't like to think that short men do it for me, but as I always seem to end up with people who are at most the same height as me (I'm 5'8"), perhaps it's a subliminal thing?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:23, Reply)

Late to the party as usual
Sorry.

* Elfin features and a petite frame
* Brightly coloured hair (a la Mila Jovovich in Fifth Element)
* Natural beauty, i.e. little or no makeup
* Piercings...
* Well-drawn, unusual tattoos
* Girls who play hard-to-get. Nothing like a good flirt-chase... :-)
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:45, Reply)