Inspired by No3l's question down thur
Who is the unsexiest woman in the world, then?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:21, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I would have sex with any female I wasn't related to
There's something in everyone which is attractive. Unless you sport cocknballs.

That said: Jade
(sirolimus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Susan Boyle

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Jaqui Smith
Her hubby can spend my tax money on porn, the poor fucker.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:30, Reply)

I would love 2 hours in a travel tavern with
widdicombe.
(sirolimus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Amy Winehouse.
She has stretch marks on what's left of her boobs.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:37, Reply)

My ex wife
The fuucking fat whore
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Jennifer Paterson
The dark-haired one from Two Fat Ladies.

Brilliant human, utterly repugnant casing.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:01, Reply)

What about
Karen Matthews? (not Shannon, she was the daughter. Although, given enough time...)

Or virtually any woman from Dewsbury, it would appear.

*buggers off again*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:10, Reply)

Jodie Marsh
is quite a moose.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:14, Reply)

easy
Paris Hilton, I'd rather fuck a cheese grater
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:15, Reply)

Nicole ritchie
at least paris has a little meat on her - nicole looks like a sack of bones and nothing else!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:46, Reply)

I'd have to say
ym ;)

But seriously: Amy Winehouse. And Jacqui Smith.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:55, Reply)

Beth Ditto
I think the fact that she acts as if she is sexy is pretty offputting.

Kerry Katona. looks like she has been hit with a shovel. and looks like she needs to be again.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:29, Reply)

I agree with ancrenne, Thatcher's an obvious one
But has anyone considered the popstar-turned-wannabe-crack-whore-lookalike that is Christina Aguilieleilrelir...sorry I've no idea how you spell her name.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:35, Reply)

Anyone
Who appears on that make-under show on BBC3. There's a reason they wear all that make up...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:12, Reply)

Amy Winehouse
just *yeeuch*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Victoria Beckham
I'd have to be very, very drunk to contemplate that.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:26, Reply)

Amy Winehouse?
You are mad - I bet she would ride you like an epileptic on angel dust.

I'd still fancy a go at her dirty parts.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Nah
Amy would probably snap. As would Posh, I'd wager.

Amy's an horrific looking skank. I wouldn't touch her with my worst enemy's barge-pole.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Cameron Diaz...
...looks great but talks like a total cabbage and laughs like a spacker. Unless there was some way to stop her talking - but keeping her pretty mouth intact for lovin' - I would nominate her. Harsh I know.

The other side of the coin is Jo Brand who looks like a road accident but as I like her so much I find her oddly sexy.

Actually nah! I would still prefer to fuck the annoying thick bint with the big tits.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:48, Reply)