So yeah.
It's my birthday tomorrow. What did you get me?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:13, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I got you ............
a PETANQUE set. Its not for playing PETANQUE though. its to use as a weapon against french ninjas.
( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:23, Reply)

I got you...
...under my skin.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Hello
I got you some fresh herpes in a can
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Attention
on the internet.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:39, Reply)

They are some wonderful presents.
Especially the attention on the internet. That is especially special. :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:41, Reply)

I got you a nice wet lickery kiss
*puckers up*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:47, Reply)

jealouses
I didn't get one of them for my birthday.

However you did get eleventy cakes! (only one of which was from me, and slightly battered from the journey)
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:50, Reply)

I got you
your mum.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:54, Reply)

A girl?
Puckering up?
To me?
Online?

Alrighty then!

*plants a smacker*

:)

EDIT: Oh, al, that's beautiful. And she's so ragged too. Where were you at the weekend?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:55, Reply)

Sorry
I had a horrific week and this week is no better. Hope you had fun.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:57, Reply)

Oh no you didn't!


EDIT: No worries pal, understood! ;) Hope your week gets better!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:58, Reply)

i got you exaclty the same as you got me
so lets both save on postage and keep the ones we've got
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:01, Reply)

I love it!
Micto, it's gorgeous! How did you know? :D
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:17, Reply)

You know the rules
pics or it doesn't exist...hold on...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:19, Reply)

baked beans

( Shiksa, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:53, Reply)

I found your first post
It's in this thread...

I would have framed it, but I didn't have time.
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 4:07, Reply)

I got you
a HUG!!!!

Shut up, it is SO a real present.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 7:30, Reply)

Al!
Al was in this thread! I thought he had gone forever, that he'd reached the pinnacle of the /talk popular board and decided to leave us, or that he'd seen my posts the other week and gotten so jealous he was unable to bring himself to post anymore, but he's back!

Yay!

*crotch dances*
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:19, Reply)

I got you a years supply of B3ta membership.
Woo!
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:36, Reply)

Fuck all
I've just spent £170 on train fare and hotel for your stag bash matey. If you're lucky I'll buy you a lemonade.

:D
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:45, Reply)

My Imagination Ran Out.
So I got you the same as last year. I did put it in a bigger box though just to fool you a bit. Hoppy bidet.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:57, Reply)

I got you a red hot tip
madam swish

3.30


happy birthday tightly!
*snogs*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Ma-dam Swish!
Oo-er! Thank you!

Thank you for all my presents. You wonderful people. And yes, hugs ARE real presents, so even thank you for that.

I will be writing my thank you letters shortly. :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:42, Reply)