Referencing the porn collection thread earlier
Was anybody else surprised by the vanilla nature of Bert's porn? Blondes with fake tits having sex? Good lord. I'm not sure I own ANY porn that mainstream.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:13, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What do you have instead?
Goats? Flids? Midgets? Horses? Hentai? Gay?

I don't like blondes, the porn I used to watch was mostly brunettes sitting on cocks bigger than a goalpost.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:48, Reply)

But you gave it up...
Too ropey?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:17, Reply)

No, just dull.
You can see the dead look in the eyes of most porn actresses, and the more porn you watch, the more extreme you want the porn to be.

Eventually, you either end up giving up on porn completely, or you end up like Kaol.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:21, Reply)

I heard he had can't wave to his friends any more
since he's no longer able to bend his fingers.

Terribly sad. He has to grin and waggle his monobrow instead. They often pretend to not see him.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Poor Kaol
maybe if he stopped going on about knives and got some facial-reconstruction surgery, he might be able to get a real girlfriend.

Poor, poor Kaol
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Hmm. Guns for show
Knives for a pro. A pro.

A *pro*.

Say, you don't think..?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:34, Reply)

If I'm going to be aroused by people having sex
I'm going to be one of them. Porn is for stuff that costs extra.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:36, Reply)

TLiC
Such as?

Oli Are you suggesting that Kaol is a prostitute? I wouldn't put it passed him, but on the otherhand he'd probably be as successful at it as one of the many limbless people he's always talking about.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:38, Reply)

To be honest ......
Using your imagingation is much better and porn just makes you lazy.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Tis true
I don't know whether I've watched too much porn or have exhausted the wank bank. Maybe the former overwrites the latter, if you're not careful.

You might be right, Bert. But wouldn't that mean he'd have a pimp? But he says he carries the knives. Maybe he's his own pimp. Can you even do that? I'm so confused...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:00, Reply)

I think combined pimps and prostitutes prefer their official title:
IT consultants.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:34, Reply)

I only watch porn
to get ideas for things to try.

Really, if you watch it the things start getting boring after a time. The more extreme stuff is really not fun to do- ever tried doing a piledriver? It's very uncomfortable and unsexy for both parties. Ass to mouth? God no, I don't want myself or my partner to get sick. Extreme bondage and whipping? HELL NO.

I can't really remember the last time I watched porn and saw something new that I wanted to try. I did get ideas from it years ago and have experimented since and learned to do some interesting things, but most of it is not worth bothering with.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:54, Reply)

some of the POV stuff I like
when there's nobody around for me to have a point of view of.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:34, Reply)