What the fudge?
You people voted me as more annoying than JMG?

I don't know whether to be flattered or offended.

In other news: Kaol touches kids
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:02, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

be flattered
it means we pay more attention to you and see you round and that you're well known. Cunt.

I don't even know who JMG is. :S
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:07, Reply)

to be fair though Bert
you are more annoying than JMG ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:10, Reply)

Oh we all know
you are loving the attention so much you've probably spluffed over your keyboard three times already.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:13, Reply)

He's a fat baldie
who mostly annoys /talk.

He came over here ages ago, called everybody fat liars, over and over again, so I put him back in his place by mocking and mimicking him.
I should thank the northern wanker though, he made me re-evaluate OT, and decide that you all need a good kick up your arse.

Thanks, Vipros.

TGB It is pretty great, my name was brought up in alot of the posts yesterday, and I wasn't even here for most of it. I should win a prize or something.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:13, Reply)

you know I love you though Bert right?
:-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:19, Reply)

I love you too, Vipros
shall we have a big gay love fest today?

*licks fingers*

*rubs hairy nipples*
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:22, Reply)

where's my damn love fest?
i thought I was fast becoming one of your favourite b3tans. How better to consummate that then by having a love fest?

you ant raping, cross eyed, pansy arsed crackwhore.

That's right. You're only big enough to rape an ant.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:26, Reply)

no way
we're both so hairy that we'd achieve critical hair-mass and explode in some kind of hair-related chain reaction.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:26, Reply)

VC
I can't have a big gay love fest with you, you're a girl, and you're not even gay anymore.

At least I can satisfy an ant, I heard that your last girlfriend was an idiot, who only broke up with you because she didn't have the maturity or sense to realise what an amazing person you are.

Vipros, we'd probably generate enough static electricity to fuel Kaol's self-oriented persona happy for a whole kilowatt hour.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:28, Reply)

fuck off bert
low fucking blow.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:30, Reply)

Sorry
I didn't mean it in a serious way.

You don't actually have complicated emotional issues, do you?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:32, Reply)

just forget it.
seriously. just forget it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:33, Reply)

Bertie does it again.
You know, my foot would taste a lot better with some seasoning, or perhaps a light salad dressing.

Sorry I'm such a cock.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:35, Reply)

nah just forget it.
I've known worse cocks then you. Trust me. I overreacted. Sorry.

So how's them Red Sox doing?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:40, Reply)

VC
no, no, no, it's "so, how 'bout them Knicks?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:41, Reply)

And it's going, going, going..... GONE!
Yes Bert has managed to be a cunt on an unimaginable scale again hitting possibly the only person that did like him waaaaay out the park

*doodoolooododooooo*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Oh VC you wuss
don't forgive him or he'll never learn.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:45, Reply)

TGB
Don't be so utterly horrid. VC was engaging me in a tete-a-tete, and I didn't break the rules of engagement as I was unaware of any actual reasons not to say the things I did.

Plus, I am a massive cunt.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:48, Reply)

no no it's okay
I'm pretty forgiving. Generally. He didn't mean it. hence the forgivingness.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:51, Reply)

I've even edited my post now
because I'm nice like that.

TGB on the other hand, I hope she gets leprosy on her nipples, and meercats eat her hair.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:53, Reply)

ahhhhh
Am starting to understand the cuntishness now....
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:55, Reply)

VC
When I read this:

I heard that your last girlfriend was an idiot, who only broke up with you because she didn't have the maturity or sense to realise what an amazing person you are

I thought it was Bert being nice and saying you r ex was a fool. Did I miss something?

EDIT: He edited the post so i guess I did miss something.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Spikey
I edited it, originally it said a not very nice thing, which turned out to be something I was unaware had some brevity, so I changed it.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:29, Reply)