A song for Al
Gotta pinscher of you inside me,
got your lipstick mark still on my Collie pup,
(no, no)
Wasn't good
(no, no)

Gonna fist a pure dalmation,
gotta bed of spattered breams,
gotta leave it, gotta leave it all behind now

Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it,
I just want you back for good
Whenever I'm wrong just tell me the song and I'll sing it
You'll be right and understood.

Babe, I guess now it's time, that you came back for good...
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:14, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Aww bless
Bertie's gonna get his little buddy back
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:18, Reply)

He'd bloody better be coming back for good
he's so charming and likeable that sometimes he rubs off on me.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Came on your back?
Morning you adorable fudgepacker. How's Friday treating you today?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:19, Reply)

No3l
that was so sweet that I'm actually blushing a little.

I'm very good thank you, and how's your hamtouching Yiddish sister today? She alright?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:21, Reply)

Wait a minute...
Those lyrics just changed...

I'm sure it wasn't about fisting dalmations first time round.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:25, Reply)

No that'll be for my benefit

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Gotta..
pinscher... of you inside me?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:26, Reply)

@ becky...
Ahhh, I forgot, the pupsters...
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:26, Reply)

Thanks Psyche
Becky, it wasn't, I edited before I read your post, and it had nothing to do with our spat.

Coffee cup and collie pup rhyme, that's all. I'm implying that Al wears lipstick and sucks off dogs.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:27, Reply)

No that's goats silly
you've got to edit it now to get the right breed of goat in there.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:29, Reply)

gotta...
bed a billy-goat-ee??

Tenuous I know. Sorry. Best I could do.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:31, Reply)

Oh dearie!!
Becky becky becky go look at this - scroll down to where it says harness... look at the picture!

www.allgoats.com/breeds4.htm

hee hee!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:33, Reply)

Goats are old hat
we stopped bumming goats months ago, now it's all dogs and fish.

Dogs have big slobbery tongues, and if you take a fish out of water and stick your cock in its mouth, it flops about like crazy, giving you the best head EVER.

EDIT Psyche All breeds of goat of either sex can be trained is a lie, they're vicious buggers them goats
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:33, Reply)

I'm really rather good, thanks.
Fatherhood kicks arse.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:33, Reply)

It sure does, No3l
Do you have your daughter living with you full time now?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Aww I want a bagot
I'd have to cut its horns off though. They look a bit sharp.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:36, Reply)

The sharpness is ok
Slip a couple of condoms over them, and you've got a two man analising, grass eating bucking machine right there.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:38, Reply)

There's a goat lives on the grass verge near us
It seems that its owners have taken the decision to have a goat instead of a lawn mower - they tether it outside, and it seems very happy to munch away at their weeds.

... why does that sound dodgy?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Yeah, she's living with me for the time being
The best thing is, she seems really, really happy.

It's suddenly become totally wrong to talk about her in this thread, though ;)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Glad to hear it
I'm envious of you, my ex is a waste of space, my daughter would be far better off living with me.

What have you got against talking about goats at the same time as your daughter...? Do you think she might be up for a bit of capricornic-copulation?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Oh no no no no no
Not goats and little girls....

Nooooooo
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:01, Reply)

Didn't he say that she was 17 or something?
If she's a little girl then... Hmmm.. maybe.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Oh I don't know
I didn't know either of you had daughters until this thread.

Really, really always behind the news. In Psyche-Land...
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:14, Reply)

That's really disappointing, Psyche
I insist that you go back and read all of Off Topic, and all of QOTW so that you're completely up to speed.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:15, Reply)

She's twelve, for the record.
Which is why I didn't rise to the bait.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:58, Reply)