This FUCKING infuriates me
BASTARD FUCKING CUNTY McCUNT FUCKER.

This low life motherfucker should be tortured to death slowly.

The tickets went on sale at 9am, this cunt got himself 14 and is flogging them for over twice what they cost.

I hope he dies in a really vile and unpleasant way, I really do.

Fucking ticket touting cunts.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:45, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fucking prick.
We tried getting tickets earlier, sold right out.

Mostly down to twats like this, I'd imagine.
( Cawl, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:56, Reply)

BOOHOO
I haven't been to a gig in aaaages
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Scalping has gone high-tech.
Isn't it illegal, though? Can't you turn him in?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:01, Reply)

It's a breach of the listing policy
to offer multiple items on a single entry.

And I think you're not allowed to offer event tickets at above face value either.

Edit: I'd report him but a) I don't have an eBay account, and b) I think people should be prevented from seeing Mastodon.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:19, Reply)

When AC/DC sold out the O2 in seconds
Tickets were on Ebay for £500 within half an hour.

Cunts indeed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:19, Reply)

I thought upon reading the heading that this thread would ....
be about the Baby P villain.



This is much, much worse..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:27, Reply)

@Weeker
Imagine if they were tickets to see The Clash????

*runs like the wind*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:35, Reply)

I hate things like that
Mind you, I managed to get one over on a Greek ticket tout- the tickets for the Blur gig are about £45... I think. I paid that for two, including postage. Hehehehe.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:43, Reply)

Mastodon Tour?!
*squeals*

Seen them twice. They're amazing!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:45, Reply)

BK
You absolute girl.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 1 May 2009, 18:00, Reply)

@ PB
Have you seen Mastodon?

Have you? Have you?

*goes back to squealing*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:02, Reply)

I swear Monty Bice
I will track you down and bite your face off
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:03, Reply)

^Clash reform!!!
With Russell Brand in for Strummer!

(runs and hides behind Monty)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:04, Reply)

Can't say as I have.
But the tribute band "Proto-Elephant" did do quite well.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 1 May 2009, 18:05, Reply)

Please please please
Do not tell me that's going to be the standard of your gags at the stand-up
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:08, Reply)

Yegads no.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 1 May 2009, 18:10, Reply)

Reported him
Then stroked my e-mail confirming my two tickets.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:49, Reply)

I had/have the same frustration with NIN tickets
Sold out in a minute, within five were up on eBay for double the price (minimum).

Cunts of the highest order.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:05, Reply)