Pig!
What an awesome creature it is. After a special purchase on Bank Holiday Monday, I have been having bacon, sausage and black pudding sandwiches for breakfast this week, culminating in a full plated breakfast (for dinner) today. It may feel like a burning fist has clenched around my chest, but nonetheless I sing the praises of the swine.

Where do you stand on the porcine front?

also may I pimp my late QOTW entry?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:48, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

One foot on each shoulder
Well, we don't want footprints on our bacon, now do we?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:05, Reply)

I WANT ONE
George Clooney had a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig.

If he can have one, so can I.

(I'm also a vegetarian, with irrational lustings for bacon. Or is that rational? Or rasher-nal?)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:06, Reply)

Pigs taste fecking awesome
but pimping your QOTW post in /offtopic sucks shit from the arse of a norovirus-festooned kebab addict.

Edit: I've just realised what a strong reaction this is, but I stand by it. To me, it's like saying 'Click I like this if...'

Personally, asking for clicks or promoting one's post, other than in home sweet home threads, is pants.

Your post is good. But I didn't click it. But it's good, though.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:11, Reply)

I wasn't pimping it
I was just asking if I could. And now I know.

And only because it's Wednesday.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Hey, nothing personal
The post -is- good, but I'm considerably less inclined to click it because you invited me.

People, myself included, used to pimp posts in HSH, but I've always tried to discourage posting links in the root because the majority of QOTW doesn't read Off Topic and I think doing so imparts an unfair advantage.

There's always the possibility that I'm being an arse - I've had a few beers.

And to you, sir, a goodnight.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Fairy Snuff
Makes a certain amount of sense.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:45, Reply)