What is the worst place in England?
I vote Coventry.
( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:21, 43 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Luton's a hole.
I'm not a big fan of prison, either.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Luton is bad, but not as bad as Harlow

( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Harlow's pretty fucking bad
But it's still got nothing on High Wycombe
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I second this.
And third it.

I grew up there. I try to avoid returning.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Southampton
and/or Portsmouth
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Clacton-On-Sea
A neon-lit holiday village for odious cockernee wankah types and their low-browed grandchildren.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 11 May 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Sounds like Shitstable

( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Middlesbrough
Or Swindon.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:23, Reply)

My Old Man
said be a Swindon fan...
( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Bradford
wins hands-down.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Bradford
has the redeeming feature of having plenty of decent curry houses due to the number of Indians (and Pakistanis, Bangladeshis etc) living there.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Aw I like Bradford, I do
Top curry!

Edit: well said, that man :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Canterbury
Technicaly a city, boring as hell.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:25, Reply)

I'm going to say this one
based on the town near me with the same name. And I expect you all to BOO loudly.
Ready?

Here goes.

PETERBOROUGH!!

Horrible shitty place!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Boo!
Made you jump.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Hi all
Colchester is pretty shit. Hope nobody here is from there?
(ChestyLaRue, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:33, Reply)

I was born there...
...as a matter of fact.

I do agree with you to some extent though, it seems to be dying a bit of a death.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 11 May 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Don't agree with them!
They're new, and they insulted your home town. Call them a cunt and doctor pictures of them to make them look stupid.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:36, Reply)

It's not shit


Eh? Oh bollocks, yes it is.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 11 May 2009, 13:39, Reply)

My point is made.
maybe Witham is even more of a shit hole than Colchester.
(ChestyLaRue, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Witham's a fucking dive alright.
You may as well write off Braintree while you're there.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, Reply)

I'm more then a little unnerved
by how much that looks like one of the main streets in the town I go to school in. :S
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:54, Reply)

High Wycombe
Somehow I lived there 8 years
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Errors.
You seem to have forgotten that just down the road from High Wycombe is Slough.

*wins*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Ahh but it's close enough
that all the festering cunts from Slough feel the need to visit Wycombe as it's like the countryside innit.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:42, Reply)

London
It's not just an enormous festering craphole, it's also expensive.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:36, Reply)

it also smells of wee and poo a lot too

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 11 May 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Not as much as Essex does
I was at Loughton station on Saturday and there was a guy lying on the ground feeding pigeons from his dominos pizza box. I think he was trying to catch them in a really non sly way and take them home to eat them.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Balderdash, old boy
I hail from Winchester and it's more expensive than much of London - my brother lives in Leighton Buzzard in Bedfordshire and has to pay over £3.50 for a Guinness, and neither of the aforementioned towns has the finest and cheapest international cuisine like London does.

Some of London is shit, like all places, and the pace of life is not for all, but rent/property prices aside, you can live very well on not that much if you know how.

I'll bet you cannot visit a place with the calibre of the 2008 Indian Restaurant of the Year and dine like a king for little over a tenner in most towns.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Easington Lane, Co Durham
Just don't. Ever. *Shudders*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:40, Reply)

My friend sent himself to Coventry.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:44, Reply)

...
Congleton.

Without a doubt.

Then again, I'm from Skelmersdale
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Staines is pretty fucking bad.
Harlow is awful too.
And I was born there.
Fuck.
Guess everything needs at least one redeeming feature.
( Cawl, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Anywhere within 10 miles of your mum's clunge when it's open for buisness.
And piston's bedroom.

Should the two ever be at the same place at the same time, it'll make chinobal look like spilt milk on the carpet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

I imagine Chernobyl
would look pretty tame too.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:14, Reply)

chinobal should be the term when one of your bollocks fall out of your chinos.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Yes gonz, because that happens to us all, every day.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Kerry Katonas knickers
I can't imagine a worse in England to be than there!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:03, Reply)

It's probably very, very bad
but Harlow runs it very close though.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 11 May 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Blackburn, Lancashire.
Well it was when I lived there many years ago. It might have changed now as I refuse to ever go back.


I didn't mind Coventry when I lived there. It was ok.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Didcot
Smelly, full of chavs plus I have to work there.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Up...
...your mum.

Or failing that Gloucester.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Moot point
It's obviously hull
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:19, Reply)