So
It was a leaving do last night for an Antipodean colleague.

I didn't even get to have a kebab to pre-empt the hangover because it was Monday and all the shops were shut.

How do you cure a hangover?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:34, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Lucozade

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:36, Reply)

APPLE
Has to be the apple one.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:37, Reply)

correct
That shit is luvverly
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Yes it is.
Also makes a good impromptu mixer for Martini.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:55, Reply)

I'm currently
supping on Rockstar Juiced and just had a bangin' shit.

Seems to be doing the trick.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Hangover shits
Whilst feeling awesome, tend to stink more than any other shit in the universe.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I know
This shit was very slimy, and black. I didn't even drink Guinness last night.

Smelt like Satan's bunghole, on a hot day, at a nu-rave gig.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Oh hell yes
Wine shits are eye-watering.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Ringers lactate
Diluting the effect; hangovers are caused by mineral depletion.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Hammers.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I'm not sure
I could cope with a subtle application of hammers.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Hammers
Are pretty binary.

Hit or miss.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Apply 'em right
and there'll be no need for coping.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:46, Reply)

:(

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:50, Reply)

As an aside,
Don't do what I did on Saturday...
Woke up with an awful hangover.
Took paracetamol.
Went back to sleep.
More paracetamol.
Fry up.
About to go to the cinema, grabbed a new sheet of paracetamol. Necked three. Realised they were "Dispersible Asprin". Weird amount of burping.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Heheh
Jesus, Off Topic's got me giggling today.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:56, Reply)

alka seltzer
lucozade and surfing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Huge greasy breakfast
With at least a pint of fresh orange and some hot sweet tea. Doesn't shift the hangover much but fuck me it tastes smashing.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Sleep and flat lemonade
Always does it for me. And enough sleeping pills to send me back in to oblivion
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Sex
followed by a hot bath, a pint of milk and a bacon butty.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Care to offer
your sweet sweet ring to shift the gremlins in my noggin?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Irn Bru
Any Scot will tell you that.

Also, lots of greasy food, as has been suggested above.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:13, Reply)