If you could have any pet, what would it be?
I'd love to keep goats. Sadly, I don't have the space or time to look after one. Boring, but goats are cool. In a b3tan proof enclosure. But if you can have any animal in the world as your pet, what would you have?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:48, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Got my ideal pet
A golden retriever. Much better than going home to an empty place at night to have someone who is happy to see you!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:49, Reply)

A person.
What with slavery being generally frowned upon.
I think this counts as a loophole.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:49, Reply)

If it's voluntary slavery
I think you can just about get away with it.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Where's the fun in that?
Waking up each morning, happy that they didn't escape in the night and murder you as you slept.
What's the point in living, if you don't feel alive?
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Hmm
Go and kidnap someone and condition, like that woman in the states? You never know when the conditioning might break...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:56, Reply)

got mine
a big orange fuzzy psychopathic moggy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:52, Reply)

cyborg octopus
obviously
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:53, Reply)

I'd have a cat.
Just a plain, simple, domestic cat.

My landlady won't let me have one.

After this morning's revelations, that probably comes as no surprise.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Penguins
Bacause they are all of the aceness.
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I fucking love penguins
they are awesome

smelly though.

fortunately my girlfriend also loves penguins so I get to hide behind that, and blame all the pictures and statues of penguins in my house on her
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:56, Reply)

And the leather
Penguin outfit?
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:58, Reply)

that's mine
it doubles as a nun outfit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Ah, I see!

( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Have you seen the BBC3 program "My life as an animal"?
Two Z-list "celebrities" "live" as animals for four days. Generally, doing badly. The last one was about penguins - seems they don't like mixing with humans that much.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:03, Reply)

from what I've heard
they get on pretty well with humans.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Are Z listers still human?
Or maybe the pingwings don't watch the TV shows they were in.
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:08, Reply)

If the benpins didn't like 'em,
surely it's more likely they did catch whatever shite made them "famous"?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Probably a Tiger
Or a grizzly bear.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:08, Reply)

I'd like
An obediant dog that doesn't shit everywhere, leave hairs everywhere, spews everywhere and doesn't eat my belongings.


But that's enough about my girlfriend
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Small, long and furry
Ferrets!
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Giant squid.
Or a giant space squid.
Or a robot giant squid.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:18, Reply)

A robot giant space squid?
No, that would just be silly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:06, Reply)

I have a pet Catface
he is very naughty though and humps everything
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:22, Reply)

He is a disgrace.
I think the only answer is to have him neutered.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:26, Reply)

I know how to do that.
Put him on a bus.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Has he been snipped?
Chickenlady used to have a cat who'd been chopped but liked to hump things.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 12 May 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Capybara
I'd have one of those coz its like a guinea pig only bigger, therefore better.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capybara
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, Reply)

One of these
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article6261351.ece

I went to a wildlife park in Devon once where they had one living free range. He was the friendliest creature you could ever wish to meet and loved nibbling shoelaces.

Bless.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, Reply)

I used to have three pet goats
They were all of the aceness.

I miss them.

They're very much like overgrown cats. That you milk.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:12, Reply)