I just hit myself in the eye with a book
I, Lucifer if you are interested
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:34, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's
a very good book.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:55, Reply)

I enjoyed it
reading it that is, not hitting myself. that sucked.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:57, Reply)

I'm embarassed to admit
getting over halfway through before realising about the main character's name.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:00, Reply)

I'm pleased to say that I realised that
on reading the synopsis.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:02, Reply)

That's wonderfully ironic
what with you looking a bit like the devil and all.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Better a book
than a streaming arc of your own jizz...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 May 2009, 21:21, Reply)

That's not ironic
that's lucky. It also means you don't need to look for a straw.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:22, Reply)

It bloody stings though

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 May 2009, 21:22, Reply)

But still
Some of it managed to find its way to the little corner of wallpaper that was peeling off behind the bed. So all was not lost.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 May 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Are you sure you aren't confusing spunk and wallpaper paste again?
Because I'm getting worried about tourette's
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Who, me?
Never!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 May 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Which eye?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:44, Reply)

His Japs eye

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:46, Reply)

The war is over!
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:57, Reply)

it waS THE LEFT EYE
ah, caps lock. cruise control for awesome.

the amusing thing was I was walking past my girlfriend, decided to smite her on the arse with the book, and did it with such vigour that on the follow-through swing the corner of the spine hit me right in the eye...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:02, Reply)

I misread that
as smile her on the arse.

Which frankly is ludicrous.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 May 2009, 22:05, Reply)