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My wife sent me a rude text message earlier. Well, she thought she did but she sent it to a girl she works with instead. She found it most embarrassing, but I found it hilarious, and then filed the idea in my wank-bank.

Have you ever sent a saucy text message to the wrong person? The more inappropriate the contact you sent it to, the better.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:41, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've never managed to do this.
Maybe I'm particularly gifted or something, who knows.
( WormuIus, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Or careful

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Me neither.
I did manage to invite my old housemate's dad to the pub last Friday though. Stupid too-many-Daves.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I predictive text messaged "cunt" instead of "aunt" once,
but never sent the wrong thing to the wrong person.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I got fed up of correcting the predictive text
So in=go, good=home, of=me, if=he, pimp=shop, plates=slaves, shaking=picking, cool=book etc etc and I leave the recipient to decipher it.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:51, Reply)

How often do you use the word slave in texts?
Actually don't answer that.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:54, Reply)

I accidentally emailed the guy next to me at work
suggesting that we get stay in with a chinese and a couple of bottles of wine on that friday evening.

he was flattered obviously, but then turned me down.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Never done that
but OH SO CONVENIENT a good friend of mine and a guy I like have VERY similar names. Like being called Brad Pitt and Brad Potts. So they're next to each other in the phonebook. Occasionally I've "accidentally" texted the wrong one. Whoops.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Ha,
And did these 'accidental' texts result in conversations?

The sort-of ex is right next to my sister in my address book, so I've "accidentally" rung him while drunk instead of my sister.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Kiiiiind of
Very tempted to do it now.
I'm annoyed, he's back in Manc the day I leave for Barcelona, and the day I come back he goes off to His University Town for a lot of the summer.
God doesn't like me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Ooo, do it.
No, that's not good. Is there any chance you could just 'happen' to be in the Uni town and drop by? Or is it too far away?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:11, Reply)

It's pretty far, but I'm hoping to go up
Festival, and all that (it's Edinburhg, I just hope he doesn't read this).

Why do I care? I really shouldn't, he's pretty foul!
(he's not. I'm just saying that to make myself feel better.)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:14, Reply)

There you go.
You may even 'bump' into him at the festival. I was hoping to go this year, but can't afford it.

He probably is if you think about it hard enough. Most males are.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Terrible sexism, yet again.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:28, Reply)

But its true!
At least in my experience.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:31, Reply)

All teenagers are dicks,
it's a fact.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:39, Reply)

This one actually is a fact, mind you.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:44, Reply)

For once I have to agree with him.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I like my men girly.
The perfect mixture of cock and pretty.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:28, Reply)

I'm the opposite.
I like manly, rugged, bad boys. All stubble and motorbikes and old leather.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Yes
I once texted 'I'll be with you as soon as I've got rid of The Chimp' to 'The Chimp'. Luckily he didn't know that was what everyone called him so I got away with it.

Phew, eh readers?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Not quite,
But I once tried to send a text to a male friend of mine who was having a bad day to say 'I wish I could come cheer you up'

Only thanks to predictive text, it sent 'I wish I could come aides you up.'
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Tonight
We'll stick on Terrible horse porn IX: The fuckening and while you're getting wet at the sight of those silicone breasted cum guzzlers taking the giant stallion cock in their arse I'll be nibbling on a carrot.
( Captain V, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Oh shit
Sorry, didn't mean to post that here.
( Captain V, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Horses
The best of all the bestial facilitators
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Horse porn seems to be having a bit of a revival
on here this week.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Don't forgot who made that CD for you.
That's right, bitch.
( Cawl, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:05, Reply)

When he offers you dip,
don't eat the carrot sticks.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Or the dip.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:55, Reply)