My wife and I just watched the secretary
and it seems to have really turned her on. Shes asked me to find another movie for this evening that will also turn her on. I think she liked the fact that though it was erotic and there was some nudity there wasn't much actual sex in it.

So any recommendations for her/us?
( Peej, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 17:33, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

SHOWGIRLS
Some nudity, not much sex...not too sure about the eroticism though. Bloody good for a giggle though
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 17:35, Reply)

Christ, that sex scene in the pool
She looked epileptic.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 17:41, Reply)

that's a fucking terrible film
only worth watching to see the bird from saved by the bell in the nude.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 18:17, Reply)

Oh fuck off, you love it.
You learnt all the dance moves, how to pronounce Versace and how to beat the living shit out of gangbangers from that film. It's life enhancing I tell you.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 18:31, Reply)

Crash
The Cronenberg one from '96, not the recent Paul Haggis.

See how kinky she really likes it.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 17:40, Reply)

watched it with her before think it was a bit too far for her
good film though. Well I think so anyways :D
( Peej, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 17:41, Reply)

Part of me thinks it's a bold study of perversion
The other part thinks it's pretentious arse.

I am quite partial to Secretary though.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 17:43, Reply)

*wikis*
I agree with your missus I'm afraid! Do not want.
( Maladicta, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 18:28, Reply)

I loved Secretary.
I had it recommended to me ages ago and only watched it last month; it's beautiful, not just from the kink point of view (which is relevant to my interests), but the whole aesthetic of it. I did have to skip over the parts where she harms herself though, far too squeamish for that...
( Maladicta, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 18:12, Reply)

Aye, it's a useful, socially-acceptable kink tester.
You can mention it to someone and judge their reactions.

That way you don't end up repeating the conversation to a police tape recorder. Yup. Won't be making that mistake again...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 18:20, Reply)

Very few people know that about me
so when I mention I like it they go "WTF?"

What happened?
( Maladicta, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 18:26, Reply)

People don't look past the obvious
Or indeed expect their friends to like having the snot beaten out of them I suppose.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 18:27, Reply)

Or like beating the snot out of their significant other.
It's much better to keep things to yourself when you work with gossipy women like I do...
( Maladicta, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 18:30, Reply)

Or that. Or maybe both. We shouldn't judge.
I'm not sure it's something I'd bring up with my friends, be it kinky or regular. Mind you, they found out that I play Warhammer so I think anything else wouldn't be more than a blip on the radar...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 18:35, Reply)

The problem is I have regular access to 12" rulers.
I have had to set myself a reminder in Outlook that says "LEAVE THE FUCKING RULER ALONE" to stop me flexing it and twanging it.

Aside from that my colleagues are clueless; someone mentioned tying someone to his chair the other day to stop him biting his nails and I managed to get out "I'm sure we have a spare CAT5 cable around here somewhere" before the self-preservation gland kicked in and went SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
( Maladicta, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 18:40, Reply)

Do you really have to spout this shit on these boards?
Your really kidding yourself love
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 18:45, Reply)

Oh, just fuck off
These boards are for everything, shithead. It's a legitimate discussion.

Sounds like you're jealous of something. Want to share and have a hug?
(Flairy Kate, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 19:01, Reply)

The Piano is a lovely film.
Harvey Keitel is in it. Period drama but gritty enough for the guys and sexy enough for the women with a love story behind it all.

I would thoroughly recommend it.
( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 18:33, Reply)

That's been on my to-rent list for ages.
I've wanted to see it for quite some time and it always gets displaced by anime...
( Maladicta, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 18:34, Reply)

Sexy enough for the women?
I fell asleep as I found it mindnumbingly dull.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 18:37, Reply)

You have no soul beckyletters : (

( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 18:38, Reply)

You clearly have no tast in sexeh films BGB

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 18:44, Reply)

Clearly I have a thing for Harvey Keitel.
What I find sexy and you find sexy are probably very different.

Viva la difference! as the Frenchies say.
( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 18:45, Reply)

Nothing against Harvey Keitel
Although seeing him full frontal in Bad Lieutenant was a bit unnecessary. I just found the film to be insufferably dull. Oh well.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 18:47, Reply)

Bad Leiutenant
Was a horrible film and no mistake. Two hours of Harvey saying "fuck", wanking over girls in cars and getting nekkid. I found it uncomfortable and unredeeming.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:17, Reply)

a Nun gets raped though
so swings and roundabouts.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Belle de Jour.
Not the Billie Piper thing, the Luis Bunuel film.
( Maladicta, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 18:35, Reply)

Driving into Miss Daisy
a great flick.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 19:30, Reply)

Cheers guys :)
I also have been told to watch 9 songs though I hear thats nothing but sex.
( Peej, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 19:35, Reply)

9 Songs is fucking funny.
Antarctica, Gig, shag, gig, shag, gig, shag, random part about Antarctica, gig, shag, gig, shag, gig, shag, gig, shag, gig, shag, gig, shag, Antarctica.
( Maladicta, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 19:43, Reply)

We watched 9 songs.
It worked ;)
( Peej, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Sex, lies and videotape
Steven Soderbergs homage to James Spader.

Loads of filming, shagging, filming shagging and a good yarn to boot.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:38, Reply)