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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Also......anyone pretended to fall asleep so they didn't have to have sex with someone?
I've only ever done it once on a one-night stand.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:55, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:56, Reply)
Pfft!
I haven't even got my tits out yet.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)
*waits*
*reserves judgment until tits appear*
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)
oh me gosh
no
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 15:02, Reply)
You're still young so you still have time to experience the the panic that sets in .
And the almighty joy as you realise you can just pretend to be asleep therefore thwarting your partners advances.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 15:06, Reply)
Did he not say
I'll pull your nightie back down when I'm done
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 15:08, Reply)
oh I don't know
if I were going to feign sleep I may as well just leave, I've gotten up in the middle of a session and left before. I see no reason to pretend.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 15:20, Reply)
I have pretended to be asleep so I dont have to make pillow talk
but so has every man in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 15:07, Reply)
no but
i am a boy and I have faked orgasm because I was bored and even thinking about my old primary school teacher wasn't helping
(I helped save b3ta! horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 15:11, Reply)
Did you just shout "Bananarama!"
Then roll over and go to sleep?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 15:46, Reply)
I'm going to be 100% honest with you here..
I don't think I have.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 15:22, Reply)
LIAR!
The pain is still very real for me.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 15:48, Reply)
There was that one time, with ym.
She was insatiable, I couldn't go another round, I was red-raw.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 15:47, Reply)
I haven't pretended to be asleep
but I have accepted oral sex from a girl and then refused to sleep with her on the grounds that I just met her.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:42, Reply)

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