Replacement passenger window for a VW Passat - How much?
Just returned from a mercy mission back home following a series of frantic calls from my wife, seccy, receptionist and my boss.

She'd managed to lock the keys in the car,

and my two boys....


and the spare key.....

Joy....

I was quite surprised at how much hammer abuse a car window will take before eventually shattering in a shower of glass shards over my 2 year old and 4 month old. They were getting very sweaty, poor little blokes

Now just got to wait to see how much the garage are going to sting me for a replacement window - can barely contain the excitement. Needless to say that it will be my fault (somehow)
(conanow, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:57, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Can you do me a favour?
Can you take your line breaks and shove them right up your cock?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:03, Reply)

ok

(conanow, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:22, Reply)

well, you did smash it....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Say it was vandalism
and claim it off the insurance.

Usually only £60 and no loss of NCD.

Of course, it's fraud. So I don't recommend it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:07, Reply)

If you had trained your kids better
they could have unlocked it for you.

No one to blame but yourself
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Especially
considering they're late teens.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:11, Reply)

tried that
they were strapped in to their respective seats.
(conanow, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:15, Reply)

You haven't trained
your kids in the art of escapology?

No one to blame but yourself
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Currently concentrating on potty training
needs more work. Will come back to escapology at a later date
(conanow, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:18, Reply)

don't go to the garage,
Go to your nearest gypsie, I mean scrap yard and shove them a tenner for fitting it.. i.e. ask if they've got one, then drop it on them... see if it works...
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:20, Reply)

ah - should have thought of that one
However it has already gone to be fixed - I need it tomorrow
(conanow, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Hello person.
Please read the FAQ. Thanks.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:32, Reply)

that's a bit rich
coming from you
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 23:06, Reply)