Well, it's morning
A chair has been pulled up, the coffee's on, and the bacons are in the pan.

It must be...



Chat away to your heart's content, peoples.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 7:02, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning
Bloody cat woke me at 5:30 and then after I fed her, came back at 6:15 apparently just for some fuss. Gaah!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 7:35, Reply)

Surely
That shows she knows which side her bread is buttered?

/Sounds like a cute cat imho.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 7:49, Reply)

The cats I'm sitting know to within ten minutes when my alarm's due to go off.
It's actually nice to wake up to big purring mounds of cat.

I WON'T miss white fluff, though.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:14, Reply)

I had a crap night last night.
I was ill, I had to cancel a night out, I was lonesome. Thank god for my friends and unlimited texts! Anyway, my consolation being that I'm on a day's leave from work and can get up when I like, right? Try telling that to Mr 'Oh hai, I jus put one of my claws gently into the skin on your nose, yes? I has lots of fud, but Iz jus a lil bored. Thanx. Mornin!' On the plus side, I'm lots better! Howdy!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:15, Reply)

Morning
This is an unfamiliar time of the day for me to be in work. Usually, I'm still in bed.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:16, Reply)

I'm usually well up by now,
but being off work I'd assumed I'd be either sleeping off a hangover or leisurely munching through hangover cures - NOT being woken by a singular and sinister claw, teamed with an oh-so-innocent expression!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:23, Reply)

Isn't that cats to a whisker?
All innocent, cute and furry, right up until you see THE CLAWS.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:28, Reply)

i don't
let my cats in my bedroom when i am asleep...yoar jus asken foar trubul
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Had to go to fucking Wakefield yesterday.
Got home at half eleven.
Had to be up at half five this morning.
Got to work. Pretty much D.O.A.
( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:23, Reply)

Wakefield?
Christ your job takes you places. You should have dropped me a line, I'd have bought you a pint or five.

/lives in Wakey.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:27, Reply)

Ah, I wondered if you did.
I was gone by six, so wouldn't of worked out.
Typing in short sentences today.
Brain not working.
( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:33, Reply)

Ah
I finished work at 7, so it goes. Next time you're up here, drop me a line. I'll drag Boss Keloid out and we'll make a night of it.

/Incidentally has anyone heard from him recently? Haven't seen him on here in an age...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:35, Reply)

Think wolves ate him.

( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:36, Reply)

He did turn up at ancrenne's birthday bash two weeks ago
and thanks to him, everyone on OT knows about my wardrobe malfunction.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:40, Reply)

Oh dear...
That sounds very much like a BK thing to do.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:46, Reply)

Needless to say
I made three separate pants-related contributions to the bash.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:52, Reply)

That's not something that happens every day.
Still, my colleagues are kind enough to let me walk around all day flying low and not tell me.

Naturally, they think this is hilarious.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:17, Reply)

If you can't dress yourself,
You shouldn't be allowed out the house.
( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Considering my house is so nice.
I really wouldn't be that bothered.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Which reminds me
Where are the rest of the photos from the bash?

MORE PEOPLE MUST SEE WHAT CANNOT BE UNSEEN
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:46, Reply)

.
In my set of photos, there is photographic evidence that another camera was present.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Herr Doktor I believe
And clendrix took some pictures too.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Woo!
I just forgot that my spare room is in the attic, and therefore has a sloping ceiling. Ouch! What is the cosmic reason for all this wrongness?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:36, Reply)

Mooorny!
I read that as "and the bacons are in pain".
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:36, Reply)

Well, they usually are.
But their pain gives us sausages, bacon and gammon, so all in all, it works out just fine.

Their sacrifice will not be forgotten...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:47, Reply)

Indeed
* pays penance at the shrine of the bacons past *

In other news, my SMTP server is still b0rked, so no outgoing e-mails for me.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:51, Reply)

The more pain or fear the pig experienced at the time of death...
The more of that lovely frothy white adrenal stuff comes out when you cook it!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:50, Reply)

Morning all
Brother -in-law who is a fellow b3tard is coming to stay tonight. I really ought to get the house tidied up a bit.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:55, Reply)

Morning Mrs L
Does he know you're a b3tard too?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:13, Reply)

In a very late reply
Yes he does.

He said that he once read one of my QOTW answers and was laughing in the office and then realised it was mine and promptly stopped!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:52, Reply)

I live with messy guys.
If I want tidiness, I need to retreat to my own room. Could be worse though, I could live with Mr Trebus.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:16, Reply)

Mr Trebus!
What was his catch-phrase? Was it "Up yer chuffer"?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Good God, that's going back a bit.
No idea.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:54, Reply)