Bringing back the fluff to OT
We just found that one of the outside cats had baby kittums, they're all black and adorable and about 4 weeks old!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 2:15, 17 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Pics plz

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 6:26, Reply)

They're still a lot skittish and their mum
is very protective, but I will post pics once they're running around on their own! I may even take one in!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 6:30, Reply)

Are they totally cute?
God I want some kittums!
It's Christmas soon...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 8:30, Reply)

Airmail kittens?
I'm sure it can be done.

Remember though, a kitten is not just for christmas. You can use it for sandwiches up to the new year.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 8:46, Reply)

Airmail Kittums?
I prefer my kittums warm and fluffeh, not cold and dead. I think the low temperature and pressure might bring about untimely kittum demise.
Perhaps sending them by surface-freight would be a safer option?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Surface freight can take up to 2 months
On a cold, wet boat, inside a dark sealed shipping container. With airmail, we can do it in 48 hours, enough time to have them safely anaesthaised and in a secure container.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Perhaps a cruise-liner is the answer?
Large cabin, buffet breakfasts, cabaret and so-on...
I think they would love it!
;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:01, Reply)

Yeah, they're tiny
little things!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Make sure they 'keep away' from the windows, that shit could get expensive.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 8:01, Reply)

Hey there AB don't you think that there meme is a bit boring now?
Surely it's past it's sell-by date.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 8:28, Reply)

Hey there Blaireau
don't you think you've so completely missed the point of this website that nothing we say is going to convince that it isn't actually supposed to be a place for fun and games.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 8:33, Reply)

Then please answer me two questions Al, concisely and honestly...
1) precisely who are the "we" you claim to represent?
2) what is the point of this website?
Thanks,
B69
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:27, Reply)

I think
This post sums up the general feeling of the majority of the users of this site regarding the spirit of b3ta and the attitude you ought to take to it. If you want to talk to your friends about your problems, phone them up, write to them or go and see them.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:48, Reply)

It only costs a penny
if that's the only thing you have to hand that will fit in a cats stomach.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 8:31, Reply)

Awwww
Pics when you can, pleeeease. Balls of fluff like thatare so wonderful. Although they're not yours, are you going to name them?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 8:27, Reply)

But how many kittums are there?
Please let there be four.
Or three.
Can we name them for you?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 8:58, Reply)

Can I help with the names:
Moo Goo Gai Kitty, Sweet and Sour Kitty, Kung Pow Kitty, or Kitty Foo-Young
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:41, Reply)