Jesus H Christ.
I've just seen something in /links that has filled me with despair.

There's a dating site for only people that are beautiful. Which begs the question why would you want to admit to being so shallow and joining said dating site.

Oh and the British are considered the ugliest nation.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 19:45, 107 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Considered by whom?
and surely not all of us?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 19:46, Reply)

We have the least chance of passing their picture test.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 19:52, Reply)

For a moment, I was wondering if it was a site for people who thought of themselves as beautiful.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:02, Reply)

They have been after me to join
(but then I am a beautiful american). I keep telling them I am married but they say that doesn't matter.


(They want to use me as the standard for what they won't allow)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:12, Reply)

I was referring to the British being the most ugly.
Was this as compared to all nations?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:17, Reply)

Out of all the nations who attempt to join, we get the most refusals.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:21, Reply)

how does that work,
you submit a picture and they decide if you are beautiful or not?
( well, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 19:47, Reply)

The current members decide if you're beautiful enough to join them.
I mean ffs.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 19:51, Reply)

i can't say i'm that bothered by it to be honest

( well, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 19:53, Reply)

It's the thin edge of the wedge I tell ya.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 19:55, Reply)

it's a lifestyle choice
no one is being forced into it
( well, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 19:57, Reply)

No they're not and I agree that they deserve each other but it's still wrong.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 19:59, Reply)

would it be wrong if, for example, it was a christian only dating site?

( well, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:00, Reply)

That's not the same thing.
You can choose to be a Christian but you don't choose how you look.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:02, Reply)

you can, if you want to put the work in
the majority of people could be considered 'beautiful'
( well, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:04, Reply)

You mean plastic surgery?

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:05, Reply)

no, i don't

( well, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:07, Reply)

Go to /links and read the article.
You'll see what I mean.

Not only do you have to be beautiful, you have to hope that the people on the site already think that your beautiful enough to join them.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:09, Reply)

so?
would it be less offensive to you if they stipulated conditions that you felt you could meet?
( well, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:10, Reply)

I would accept dating sites for rich people or people who only like the colour red because this is something you yourself are in charge off.
To only take people because of a a genetic quirk of fate is bad.


Edit - and in answer to your question, no. I'm not pissed off about this because I can't join.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:14, Reply)

i wasn't trying to imply that
just wondering exactly where you'd draw the line
( well, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:17, Reply)

If something is in your power to change about yourself then that's ok.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:22, Reply)

what about stupid people?
genuinely wondering here, are they just lazy or are some people just not very intelligent however they might try to be?
( well, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:26, Reply)

Well that's never going to happen so it's not worth debating.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:29, Reply)

ha
uh, ok
( well, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:33, Reply)

I want to start a dating site just for us uggos.
I reckon it's a money-spinner.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 19:53, Reply)

hey, we're not all uggos

( well, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 19:54, Reply)

Speak for yourself.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Um
You do realise you're affirming your ugger-ness?
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:17, Reply)

He's a thick bastard as well.

( thealternativefact, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:18, Reply)

A dating site for thick AND ugly.
I can feel the money in my pockets already.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Stop fiddling with your loose change, you dirty bastard.
loose change cock
( thealternativefact, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:26, Reply)

Have you got a camera in my living room?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:28, Reply)

*runs away*

( thealternativefact, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Ker-ching
Can we have a retard section too? I'll get the royalties from that bit.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:31, Reply)

Good, I'm sick of ugly people ruining my day.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Stop looking at yourself in shop windows.

( thealternativefact, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:18, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 9:08, Reply)

Ah!
This proves my theory right from my thread earlier today. We *are* an ugly nation!

Totally agree that anyone who joins this is a shallow twat, not to mention in need of some serious self-esteem massaging from complete strangers.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:16, Reply)

I agree.....but I am pretty aren't I?

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:17, Reply)

yes you are
♥
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:22, Reply)

Aw fanks!
*validated*

And you've seen me in IRL and everything.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:24, Reply)

...
and I've been down your top too
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:25, Reply)

Have you?
Lucky girl : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:28, Reply)

I didn't know if you remembered that
Oh, that night. I hope no one thought the worse of me. Applebite pissed herself laughing at me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Hahahahaha!
I have absolutely no recollection of it but even if I had I would have been proud to have you down my top.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:31, Reply)

I'm sure you are my lovely
As am I.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:32, Reply)

I had the conversation the other day that there must be people my age on dating sites.
And how incredibly SAD that must be.

I'm not saying dating sites in general, just people of my age. My god, I have a hard time getting a boi but I wouldn't go to match.com to find a shag...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:21, Reply)

You'd be surprised how many women and men your age are on dating site.
I've been on them and thought the same thing.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Oooh really!
Maybe I'll get on that shit.


My ex (who's been single since we split up, to be perfectly honest so have I, not counting the brief yet awful and painful relationship that built me up then cunted my self esteem in the fuck, but that's another story) has a pic on his facebook of the rejection page from e-Harmony, but I dunno if that's a joke. As there's a joke he can't get a girl.

He could have me, and he sometimes wants me, but not as a girlfriend :(
It's a shame. He's a twat, but he's PHWOARgeous.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:27, Reply)

I know this is going to seem like a massive pander and I don't care
but how in satan's underwear drawer do you have difficulty in finding male company?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:31, Reply)

She is very pretty and charming to boot.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:32, Reply)

That was kinda what I was getting at.
:)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:34, Reply)

Aww :(
Stop it, my ego will soon match my waistline.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:34, Reply)

It's London.
Being back in Manchester, I got a lot more interest (and action for that matter) than my 6 weeks in London.

I guess I was confident to pull a stranger (well, he was quite strange looking) and the other...encounters were due to being very drunk. Very much so in one case. I don't remember a lot. I don't even know if I was sick. I think I was.
Everything came semi-flooding back when I woke up naked in bed with her.
Yeah, her.
WOO!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:33, Reply)

Haha fuck.
Edited.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Nah, I'm mainly straight
I prefer women lookswise (hence going for girly men) but I dunno, I'll go for the cock any day.


/does not like dickgirls
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:36, Reply)

That's not what you said when you had your hand down my top : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:38, Reply)

Hey!
It wasn't my hand, it was my HEAD.

You pulled your top over it.

it was lovely
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:40, Reply)

OMG!
*glees*
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:41, Reply)

*fondles*

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:50, Reply)

I like a big strap-on

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:41, Reply)

I bet you do, big boy
;)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Man, I've totally pulled
*high fives*
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:48, Reply)

$400 for the night, sweetie

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:50, Reply)

I'm just going to a cashpoint
back in 20
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Thanks for sharing.
:/
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Do people still think people who use dating sites are sad?
I thought that prejudice was firmly cunted in the fuck during the far side of this decade.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:46, Reply)

If you read it properly, I didn't say ALL dating site users were sad.
Only ones of my age.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:49, Reply)

This
This is also my point
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:50, Reply)

But even so
I would have thought that by now, even for people in their late teens to use Internet Dating sites would be socially acceptable. But I admit, being a student does give you so many more opportunities to meet likeminded people / pull that there seems less point in using one.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Well....
I wouldn't go on one. Not sure if "sad" is the word I'd personally use, but I do think it's a little bit odd that people in their 20s and 30s would go on. I just can't get my head round why they'd prefer that rather than going out or doing something else to meet people.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:50, Reply)

It's not just a question of 'rather than'
I'd like to say 'as well as'.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Fair enough
As I said, I wouldn't do it and can't see the attraction but whatever floats someone's boat.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Totally offtopic
But I have to share. I'm in Paris right now for work and I laughed like a loon when I saw "Boulevard des Invalides" today. My brain kept translating it as "Spaz's Boulevard" and it was on mind-repeat.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:38, Reply)

I once saw a Rue de Bastard in France
(Bonne, or Bohn, or whatever it's called, pronounced Bone)

It made me giggle.

I was nine.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:41, Reply)

9?
I'm 29!! And am still laughing now. Now I'm laughing even more after your story. I'm beginning to warm to the French, they may indeed have a sense of humour.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:43, Reply)

I think there was a man called Bastard or something
Which makes it all the funnier
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:50, Reply)

Vive le bastard

(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Mais oui
Alors, je ne suis pas forte en francais. J'ai un faim de loup et je porte un chapeau melon.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:52, Reply)

I don't actually have the foggiest idea about French
but I reckon you just said something about a melon hat. If that's it, enjoy it my dear, I must departuré or something similar. xx
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:55, Reply)

I said:
I'm not very good at french. I'm very hungry and am wearing a bowler hat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 21:05, Reply)

Emergency vocabulary for Brits in France.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 21:16, Reply)

tu fais partie des rosbifs
et tu peux payer ta dejeuner, n-importe ce que puisse faire ton chapeau de merde, putain de saloppe.

va t'en et nique ta mere.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 21:38, Reply)

I just signed up
with my usual profile pic. Lets see how I get on.

www.berro.com/funny_european_pictures/most_beautiful_male_handsome_man.jpg
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 22:35, Reply)