Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Sexual DilemmasRather than a long and awkward chat about the birds and the bees, my dad gave me three bits of advice which I still swear by twenty years later....
1. When getting naked with a girl, always take your socks off as early as possible. Naked and erect while wearing only socks is not sexy.
2. If you're tired, go on top. Otherwise you'll doze off and that is not sexy.
3. Don't be fooled by big tits.
I have ignored each piece of advice at one time or another, and found him to be almost right on each point. I should add to point 2 that should you go on top and still doze off, the reaction is somewhat worse.
I am still fooled by big knockers on a regular basis. It's a man thing.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:44, 10 replies)
Re 1."Many men have fallen through the sock gap!"
And Re 3: Yes, we've all been there. Many of my friends won't let me forget it. /shame
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:26, closed)
What's so badabout big tits...?
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:58, closed)
Nothing wrong with them......it's what they're attached to.
e.g., militant atheist sea otters
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:06, closed)
If there's anything worse than not taking your socks off when having sexit's this.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:11,
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This is weirdmy dad gave me exactly the same advice!
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:18, closed)
The Supreme CowUm...thanks :s
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:23, closed)
My dad gave me that advise too,he also said to always make sure there's a clean sheet, as a naked matress is very uncomfortable and a dirty sheet is impolite, or something to that effect.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:34, closed)
@FlufflesThat's not to say I pulled a militant sea otter because it had colossal norks.
Thought I feel like I missed an opportunity there
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:42, closed)
Three people getting the samem advice from their Dadis it the same person?
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 15:59, closed)
feetfeet are less sexy then wearing socks. KEEP THEM ON.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 17:45, closed)
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