Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Broken heartedI had just broken up with my fiery red headed girlfriend. she was the best lay I ever head and the worst bitch i ever knew. To make it worse, she took to shagging my assistant at work, and I head to deal with that smarmy mother fucker everyday.
I was deep in lamenting my sad story to my da,a NYC Fireman for 30 years and a decorated war hero, and he goes" are you kiddin'me? FUCK her" (As in who needs her) I continued to moan a little and he goes again, "wait a minute, your not listening, FUCK HER" I thought about it for a moment and realized;. You know what, he's right FUCK her. Never thought about the cunt again. Good man me Da.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 19:45, Reply)
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