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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Gurkha's knife
I was once told that your cock is like a gurkha's knife. Once you take it out you MUST use it.
(monkeys in underpants, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:08, 10 replies)
I like..
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There's the odd kernel of truth that pops out on B3ta.

That's another line I'll use given the chance..

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:16, closed)
Let's hope you need to pee a lot.
Because that's the only use you'll get out of it with that attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:18, closed)
Gurkha's knives
It's not that they have to use it, they have to draw blood.

*winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:18, closed)
@Bert
Thanks for the clarification. I was about to use mine to cut a path through dense Himalayan forest.




Although that'd draw blood as well, I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:22, closed)
@BGB
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Strangely enough, that's what I was thinking..

Or having a wank.

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:23, closed)
@Enzyme
Himalayan me?

I'll Himalayan you!

*Himalays*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:25, closed)
hmmm
this 'advice' sounds like it's from the same stable as the famous 'but you can't leave me in this state!'.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:43, closed)
Oh no
you haven't fallen for that old chestnut have you CHCB?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:54, closed)
but he said he was in pain
and that his balls might fall off.
I thought it was my medical duty.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:00, closed)
Does that one work then?
*notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:03, closed)

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