Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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My dad always told methat if you drink enough to throw up, you've had a rubbish night.
Last night I had 10 cheap beers in the pub. I ruined my chances with a very beautiful girl by making a complete drunken dickhead of myself, went home (after fighting the urge to chuck up on the bus), took my boots off...and then threw up in them.
Both of them. In equal amounts.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:23, 5 replies)
Damn right.I often take that a little further. If you can't walk home straight and feel like shit in the morning - was it worth it?
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gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:34,
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Problem isBy the time you realise all this it's usually far far too late :(
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:51, closed)
* ignores other two responses ** loudly applauds commitment not to up-chuck on the bus, and precise vomit aiming abilities *
* Completely misses the point of the advice *
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Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:53,
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Did youactually close off the first sick in order to change boots?
Or was it two very well calibrated chunders?
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 10:30, closed)
I was sick out my window the other day.Completely neglecting the fact that there was a gazeebo directly below.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:33,
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