Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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BEHOLDI have a little screw!! (awaits tiny knob gags, whatever) yeah yeah it's supposed to be a jimmy hill - i see screw so therefor it is
*waves self centered stubby little hand dismissively*
oh how i love my tiny silver screw - it completes me *sighs* - awaits further abuse from nrmerians who dont understand whining is what we The British *stands* have instead of therapists and all that introspective wank.
*forgives all the narky cunts*
even Azra3l - a shimmering great pile of wank if ever there was (love you)
IN FACT I LOVE YOU ALL *gushes*
lets have a new QOTW to celebrate
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:45,
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Errr`So are we to stop calling you a cnut now then?
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dont be sillyi'll always be a cunt
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 10:30,
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Don't be daft,that's clearly a pill, not a screw.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:10,
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@ fag hagfair enough mrs - let me know if you ever need any shelves putting up ;-)
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:18,
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I thoughtit was a cricket ball.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:34,
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Fair enoughOi, Spimf. Yeah you!
You're a Cnut!
*Walks off feeling like it should have been funnier/funny*
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It could be......a tastefully photographed coffee bean. Go on, flick it.
Flick the bean...
Hee hee.
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It lookslike a pile of dead bodies to me but then ive always seem to see things differently. *sharpens knife*
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Trollman, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:48,
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BrilliantLooks like I timed taking you off ignore perfectly!
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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:57,
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^you took me OFF ignore
was that wise?
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:10,
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I thought it was......someone mooning out of the rear window of a bus going around a corner really fast on one set of wheels...but perhaps that says too much about me.
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So did you use Paypal then?
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:47,
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