The OnosecondWired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.
What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?
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chthonic, Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
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Brilliantly timed QOTWLast week this girl I’m seeing (and am very fond of) went to see a popular Welsh ‘rap’ group, she got drunk and snogged one of them, and then proceeded to ring me up and leave 7 odd messages telling me all about it and thinking I’d be proud, I wasn’t.
Seeing as I’m an emotionally retarded male, I was as nonchalant as possible and said I didn’t care making sure she thought I was probably out snogging people all the time too. I then I wrote a text saying “Oh mate what a kick in the balls, she snogged ‘X’ from ‘XXX’. Damn filthy pikey lover’ only I sent it to her instead of my best mate, I shat myself.
Funny thing is I think she was happy I was jealous.
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 26 May 2005, 16:41,
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