Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Kid injuries.....1) Split my head open when I was five while knocking down my back garden fence with a hammer. Holding a claw hammer over my head combined with the manic enthusiasm of a five-year-old was always going to be disastrous. Hammer bounces back, claws go straight onto the top of my head. Didn't even cry 'til the disinfectant was brought out. Well 'ard me!
2) Still have a scar and a lump on my horehead from when I tried to raise my swing seat by spinning it over the top. Big wooden seat slams straight to the forehead. Ouch!
3) Took a rock hard football straight to the face when I was about seven, resulting in the loss of my two front baby teeth. That, combined with my floppy step haircut and an oversized villa jersey made me look like a proper mong for ages...
4) Broke my arm when I was eight after managing to knock down a local fat boy, "Eggy", in a game of bulldog. My second, and last game of bulldog ever.
5) Pushed the front brakes of my bike while going down a hill of about 45 degrees at a very high speed, resulting in a flying boy and a shredded stomach (and shredded villa jersey - 10 Atkinson on the back)
It's amazing I was ever allowed out
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)
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