Ouch!
A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
( , Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
( , Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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I got banged up in prison a while back
A trifling matter of mistaken identity; that squaddie thought I'd said I had medical training, when in fact all I did was say "How do you do" and try to shake his hand. It's not my fault I hardly know my own strength.
Anyway, these days if I drop the soap in the shower, I leave it where it is, get dressed and go out and buy a new bar. Just in case.
( , Thu 5 Aug 2010, 1:51, Reply)
A trifling matter of mistaken identity; that squaddie thought I'd said I had medical training, when in fact all I did was say "How do you do" and try to shake his hand. It's not my fault I hardly know my own strength.
Anyway, these days if I drop the soap in the shower, I leave it where it is, get dressed and go out and buy a new bar. Just in case.
( , Thu 5 Aug 2010, 1:51, Reply)
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